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One day, my little brother went into the backyard
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

One day, my little brotherwent into the backyard, took my dog's collar off,and let it run...

One day, my little brother
went into the backyard, took my dog's collar off,
and let it run away from home

Full Transcript

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One day, my little brother went into the backyard,
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took my dog's collar off, and let it run away from home.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:06
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
'Cause the next day, I went out, and I found my dog,
But my brother, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
But my brother,
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi scheme. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Last year, my parents lost all of their money in a Ponzi sch...
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin' up. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
My family didn't have a lot of money when I was growin&...
It is exactly like a regular firefighter. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
It is exactly like a regular firefighter.
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
So every night, around bedtime, she calls me
So finally, after months of this, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So finally, after months of this,
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
She said, "Anthony, what's the matter with you?&qu...
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
And look, maybe, maybe I'm being too harsh.
I have trouble sleeping sometimes too. Like the other night. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I have trouble sleeping sometimes too. Like the other night.
The other night, I'm lying in bed, and I cannot fall asleep. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
The other night, I'm lying in bed, and I cannot fall as...
I'm just staring out my bedroom window for hours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I'm just staring out my bedroom window for hours.
And I swear, I saw my next-door neighbor murder his wife in their kitchen - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And I swear, I saw my next-door neighbor murder his wife in ...
Like, I don't think he saw me, but he sure as shit heard me clappin'. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Like, I don't think he saw me, but he sure as shit hear...
Now, here's a joke I like a lot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Now, here's a joke I like a lot.
My cousin Randy - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
My cousin Randy
The other day, he comes up, and he goes, "Anthony, check out my new tattoo." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:14
The other day, he comes up, and he goes, "Anthony, chec...
"I mean, fuck, man. Everybody knows." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
"I mean, fuck, man. Everybody knows."
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
I didn't find out until the next day when Kanye went on a podcast. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
I didn't find out until the next day when Kanye went on...