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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

She'd be like,"Really, Anthony? No response?" "You got nothing to say about this pictureof...

She'd be like,
"Really, Anthony? No response?" "You got nothing to say about this picture
of your beautiful niece fucking up finger painting?" So I came up with a plan

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She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"
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"You got nothing to say about this picture of your beautiful niece
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fucking up finger painting?"
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So I came up with a plan.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:52
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Now, anytime,
"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
"Gonna save this one for later."
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...
But like so many of the things we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...
He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:21
He said, "Uncle Anthony,
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...
I said, "Oh, yeah?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississippi. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississipp...
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama.
Guy in the audience stands up and says, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says,