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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 for a child's coffin

So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 for a child's coffin

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So I went on eBay, and I paid $500
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for a child's coffin.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:03
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...
But like so many of the things we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...
He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:21
He said, "Uncle Anthony,
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this material for 18 months. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
Now, as of this weekend, I've been on tour with this ma...
And my favorite thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
And my favorite thing
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of ours. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Guys, I have learned so much about this great country of our...
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Right at the beginning of this tour, 18 months ago,
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hate to break it to you, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says, "Anthony, I hat...
I said, "Oh, yeah?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I said, "Oh, yeah?"
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississippi. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
And then a couple of weeks later, I did a show in Mississipp...
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Told them that joke then told them about Alabama.
Guy in the audience stands up and says, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
Guy in the audience stands up and says,
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
That is what the Founding Fathers were all about.
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Goes on the Internet and chats with child molesters all day.
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's gotta be... - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
I don't know what he does for the FBI, but it's go...
I feel like the big new thing - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I feel like the big new thing