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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

So, just in caseanyone here tonight is trans and you were offended by my first joke,...

So, just in case
anyone here tonight is trans and you were offended by my first joke, here's a joke I tailor wrote just for you to enjoy

Full Transcript

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So, just in case anyone here tonight is trans
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and you were offended by my first joke,
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here's a joke
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I tailor wrote just for you to enjoy.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
114
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:03
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
Last week I saw a pregnant woman get hit by a bus. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Last week I saw a pregnant woman get hit by a bus.
Or as I like to call it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Or as I like to call it,
One of my friends just asked me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
One of my friends just asked me
I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big decision." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
I said, "I don't know. That's a pretty big de...
And what surprises me - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
And what surprises me
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of their kids. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
What surprises me is these people will text me pictures of t...
"Anthony will want to see this. Send." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
"Anthony will want to see this. Send."
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy about it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
The only time a kid shows up on my phone and I'm happy ...
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
She'd be like, "Really, Anthony? No response?"...
Now, anytime, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
Now, anytime,
"Gonna save this one for later." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
"Gonna save this one for later."
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck inside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
Like a lot of people, I spent most of the pandemic stuck ins...
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500 - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
So I went on eBay, and I paid $500
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I thought, "This'll be great. It's vintage.&q...
But like so many of the things we bought online during the pandemic, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But like so many of the things we bought online during the p...
He said, "Uncle Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:21
He said, "Uncle Anthony,
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States of America. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
Let me tell you what the problem is with the United States o...
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
In this country, you've gotta be 16 years old
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an adult. To vote. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
But you've gotta be 18 years old to be considered an ad...
I think if you're old enough and mature enough - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:11
I think if you're old enough and mature enough