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Twenty years ago, when I started this, I started from nothing
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All

Twenty years ago, when I started this,I started from nothing

Twenty years ago, when I started this,
I started from nothing

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Twenty years ago, when I started this, I started from nothing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:49
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Above Average Productions

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Movie Summary

Anthony Jeselnik presents his boundary-pushing comedy to the masses in this stand-up special.
I was just going around to open mics in Los Angeles, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
I was just going around to open mics in Los Angeles,
Until one night, I went to a coffee shop, tried this joke out for the first time. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Until one night, I went to a coffee shop, tried this joke ou...
I said, "Guys, my girlfriend loves to eat chocolate." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
I said, "Guys, my girlfriend loves to eat chocolate.&qu...
"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars. I'm addicted to 'em.'" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:17
"'Keep me away from those chocolate bars. I'm...
And I will never forget telling that joke for the very first time - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And I will never forget telling that joke for the very first...
And the whole room just went, "Ooh." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:10
And the whole room just went, "Ooh."
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big break, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:08
And then, of course, a couple years later, I got my big brea...
Got to roast Donald Trump, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
Got to roast Donald Trump,
People still ask me, "Anthony, which one was your favorite?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:06
People still ask me, "Anthony, which one was your favor...
I remember a couple days before that roast, I'm at home writing jokes. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
I remember a couple days before that roast, I'm at home...
And they say, "Anthony, I know you only have a couple days left to write, - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:20
And they say, "Anthony, I know you only have a couple d...
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes back. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
And right as I go to sit down, guy from the network comes ba...
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you." - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:09
He goes, "I'm just double-checking with you."
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:18
And he said, "Well, it was almost impossible
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sitting on the stage. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:07
But out of the corner of my eye, I can see Mike Tyson sittin...
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about him. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike's responding to jokes that aren't even about ...
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
Mike Tyson was having the time of his life.
So I think, "You know what?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
So I think, "You know what?"
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:15
So I said, "I think Mike Tyson's biggest problem
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 00:05
As soon as I tell this joke, I regret it.