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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

All right, guys, listen, jokes are all well and good

All right, guys, listen, jokes are all well and good

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All right, guys, listen,
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jokes are all well and good.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:22
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
I'd like to take a couple of minutes right now and talk about something - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I'd like to take a couple of minutes right now and talk...
And I will preface this by saying there's a lot of people right now - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
And I will preface this by saying there's a lot of peop...
I think that stand-up comedy doesn't always have to be funny. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I think that stand-up comedy doesn't always have to be ...
Stand-up comedy doesn't always have to be entertaining. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Stand-up comedy doesn't always have to be entertaining.
Sometimes, it's about speaking truth to power. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Sometimes, it's about speaking truth to power.
Sometimes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Sometimes,
With all the terrible things going on in America right now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
With all the terrible things going on in America right now,
With all the terrible things going on in this country right now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:13
With all the terrible things going on in this country right ...
My biggest pet peeve in America today - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
My biggest pet peeve in America today
You drop a baby in America today, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
You drop a baby in America today,
In fact, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
In fact,
And you might be thinking, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
And you might be thinking, "Anthony,
Should you ask, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Should you ask, "Anthony,
The only negative, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
The only negative,
People try to shame you when you drop their baby... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
People try to shame you when you drop their baby...
...even though I almost always make it look like an accident. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
...even though I almost always make it look like an accident...
And then scoop it right back up before anybody sees you? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
And then scoop it right back up before anybody sees you?
No shit, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
No shit,
You just hand the baby back and no one is the wiser. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
You just hand the baby back and no one is the wiser.
One of my friends come up and said, "Anthony, I got to go to the bathroom. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
One of my friends come up and said, "Anthony, I got to ...