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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

And every single morning at 9 a.m

And every single morning at 9 a.m

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And every single morning at 9 a.m.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:34
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife...
I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzhei...
I have thought about just not answering my door in the morning, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I have thought about just not answering my door in the morni...
My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now.
She forgets who she is, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
She forgets who she is,
Don't get mad at me 'cause you don't know how big bells can get. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Don't get mad at me 'cause you don't know how...
I remember, like, a couple weeks after my grandfather died, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I remember, like, a couple weeks after my grandfather died,
Frankly, an embarrassing amount - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Frankly, an embarrassing amount
My grandfather died in what has to be the best way possible. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
My grandfather died in what has to be the best way possible.
My grandfather died in a hammock, on a beach in Hawaii - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
My grandfather died in a hammock, on a beach in Hawaii
Like, do I have it in me to take a human life? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Like, do I have it in me to take a human life?
Speaking of special, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Speaking of special,
Doctor told me my blood type - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Doctor told me my blood type
Means I can give my blood to anyone else in the world - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Means I can give my blood to anyone else in the world
I am not afraid to say this, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
I am not afraid to say this,
I hate pretty much - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I hate pretty much
Did you know there's a religion - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:20
Did you know there's a religion
I was like, "Get me a cup that I can put toothbrushes in." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I was like, "Get me a cup that I can put toothbrushes i...
All right, guys, listen, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
All right, guys, listen,
I'd like to take a couple of minutes right now and talk about something - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I'd like to take a couple of minutes right now and talk...