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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

And that's when I realized I am chuckling to myself

And that's when I realized I am chuckling to myself

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And that's when I realized
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I am chuckling to myself...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:58
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me.
But the woman leans forward and goes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
But the woman leans forward and goes,
Which I always appreciate. Never a bad time for that. Literally... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Which I always appreciate. Never a bad time for that. Litera...
Couple of minutes later, a nurse walks out, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:14
Couple of minutes later, a nurse walks out,
I just stood up as fast as I could and said, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I just stood up as fast as I could and said,
I mean, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I mean,
If you're wondering about the nurse, don't worry, she was a total pro, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
If you're wondering about the nurse, don't worry, ...
So I got a little more time left in this waiting room, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
So I got a little more time left in this waiting room,
And you are never going to think of something nice to say to your friend. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And you are never going to think of something nice to say to...
So why not just get her a present, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
So why not just get her a present,
That way, you don't have to say anything." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
That way, you don't have to say anything."
A website popped up - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
A website popped up
'Cause my first thought, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
'Cause my first thought,
Turns out it's actually never been a thing. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Turns out it's actually never been a thing.
My second thought: - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
My second thought:
Flowers are more of a romantic gesture, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Flowers are more of a romantic gesture,
Do not put her through that on this day." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
Do not put her through that on this day."
I feel like we can all agree the worst gift you could get someone - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I feel like we can all agree the worst gift you could get so...
The answer is "to-go box." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
The answer is "to-go box."
That would be a real bucket of cold water - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
That would be a real bucket of cold water