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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

And then just five minutes later, I got another call telling me that my dad is in the...

And then just five minutes later, I got another call telling me that my dad is in the hospital

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And then just five minutes later,
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I got another call
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telling me that my dad is in the hospital.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:58
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
I mean, look, I don't want to give you guys the wrong impression, you know. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I mean, look, I don't want to give you guys the wrong i...
For instance, I never once, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
For instance, I never once,
I mean, he was quick and you can't... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I mean, he was quick and you can't...
I remember when I was 13, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
I remember when I was 13,
Said, "I can't deal with this, I can't live like this," - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Said, "I can't deal with this, I can't live l...
So, as a 13-year-old boy, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
So, as a 13-year-old boy,
I'll never forget - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:14
I'll never forget
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot.
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is,
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin...
And then a couple of years ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And then a couple of years ago,
We all refer to that as "the Superman incident." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
We all refer to that as "the Superman incident."
When I was in high school, my high school employed a blind janitor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
When I was in high school, my high school employed a blind j...
And all the other kids would joke around - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And all the other kids would joke around
It wasn't until I got older, wiser, I realized that's just an old wives' tale - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
It wasn't until I got older, wiser, I realized that...
Try to explain why he was always masturbating. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Try to explain why he was always masturbating.
A narcoleptic. It's the craziest shit. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
A narcoleptic. It's the craziest shit.
One minute, we're having a conversation, like, everything is completely normal. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One minute, we're having a conversation, like, everythi...
And then the next thing I know, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And then the next thing I know,
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor