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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

And then the next thing I know, I'm having sex

And then the next thing I know, I'm having sex

Full Transcript

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And then the next thing I know,
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I'm having sex.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:53
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor
He once told me that 25% of his job - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
He once told me that 25% of his job
If you didn't get either joke, how did you figure out Netflix? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
If you didn't get either joke, how did you figure out N...
Like, I live on the same street - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Like, I live on the same street
And no matter how many times I tell them, "No, absolutely not," - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:13
And no matter how many times I tell them, "No, absolute...
One of my next-door neighbors is a 90-year-old man - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
One of my next-door neighbors is a 90-year-old man
And every single morning at 9 a.m. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And every single morning at 9 a.m.
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife...
I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzheimer's - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
I have to explain to a 90-year-old man suffering from Alzhei...
I have thought about just not answering my door in the morning, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I have thought about just not answering my door in the morni...
My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
My grandmother is suffering from dementia right now.
She forgets who she is, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
She forgets who she is,
Don't get mad at me 'cause you don't know how big bells can get. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Don't get mad at me 'cause you don't know how...
I remember, like, a couple weeks after my grandfather died, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I remember, like, a couple weeks after my grandfather died,
Frankly, an embarrassing amount - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Frankly, an embarrassing amount
My grandfather died in what has to be the best way possible. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
My grandfather died in what has to be the best way possible.
My grandfather died in a hammock, on a beach in Hawaii - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
My grandfather died in a hammock, on a beach in Hawaii
Like, do I have it in me to take a human life? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Like, do I have it in me to take a human life?
Speaking of special, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Speaking of special,
Doctor told me my blood type - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Doctor told me my blood type