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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

And, yes, yes, I did just say I'm pro-choice.That does not mean I am pro-abortion

And, yes, yes, I did just say I'm pro-choice.
That does not mean I am pro-abortion

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And, yes,
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yes, I did just say I'm pro-choice. That does not mean I am pro-abortion.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:45
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
If you don't want your baby, you can still have your baby delivered. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
If you don't want your baby, you can still have your ba...
Leave it outside any fire station in the country... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Leave it outside any fire station in the country...
Far as I'm concerned, they've been heroes since before 9/11. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Far as I'm concerned, they've been heroes since be...
Now people hear me tell this story - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
Now people hear me tell this story
You would help someone like that, Anthony. You're a good friend." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
You would help someone like that, Anthony. You're a goo...
Great friends pick you up - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Great friends pick you up
Now, I have given this a lot of thought, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Now, I have given this a lot of thought,
And I still don't know if it had been my baby, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And I still don't know if it had been my baby,
I think about that saying they always use, you know, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I think about that saying they always use, you know,
What was it like to take your friend to get her abortion?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
What was it like to take your friend to get her abortion?&qu...
I don't know why I thought it was gonna be fun and exciting... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I don't know why I thought it was gonna be fun and exci...
...but trust me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
...but trust me,
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours
I don't know if you've ever been - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I don't know if you've ever been
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason.
So I'm in this waiting room for so long - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:15
So I'm in this waiting room for so long
And then almost immediately, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And then almost immediately,
And I think, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And I think, "Anthony,
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a plan." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a...
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't have a plan. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't hav...