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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

Did he call you a bitch?" She said, "No, Anthony

Did he call you a bitch?" She said, "No, Anthony

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Did he call you a bitch?"
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She said, "No, Anthony.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:44
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
He did not use the B word." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
He did not use the B word."
She said, "No." I said, "Well, then he didn't hear it from me." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
She said, "No." I said, "Well, then he didn&#...
Yeah, that's pretty much the greatest opening joke of all time. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Yeah, that's pretty much the greatest opening joke of a...
Because even if you've never heard of me before, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Because even if you've never heard of me before,
You listen to that first joke, you're like, "Oh I get it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
You listen to that first joke, you're like, "Oh I ...
My sister had a baby to try to save the relationship. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
My sister had a baby to try to save the relationship.
Life can be funny sometimes, all right? Like, I can't get into details right now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Life can be funny sometimes, all right? Like, I can't g...
But earlier this week, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
But earlier this week,
And then just five minutes later, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
And then just five minutes later,
I mean, look, I don't want to give you guys the wrong impression, you know. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I mean, look, I don't want to give you guys the wrong i...
For instance, I never once, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
For instance, I never once,
I mean, he was quick and you can't... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I mean, he was quick and you can't...
I remember when I was 13, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
I remember when I was 13,
Said, "I can't deal with this, I can't live like this," - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Said, "I can't deal with this, I can't live l...
So, as a 13-year-old boy, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
So, as a 13-year-old boy,
I'll never forget - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:14
I'll never forget
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot.
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is,
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin...
And then a couple of years ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And then a couple of years ago,