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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

Great friends pick you up and then take you to get your abortion

Great friends pick you up and then take you to get your abortion

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Great friends pick you up
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and then take you to get your abortion.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:15
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
Now, I have given this a lot of thought, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Now, I have given this a lot of thought,
And I still don't know if it had been my baby, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And I still don't know if it had been my baby,
I think about that saying they always use, you know, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I think about that saying they always use, you know,
What was it like to take your friend to get her abortion?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
What was it like to take your friend to get her abortion?&qu...
I don't know why I thought it was gonna be fun and exciting... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I don't know why I thought it was gonna be fun and exci...
...but trust me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
...but trust me,
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours
I don't know if you've ever been - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I don't know if you've ever been
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason.
So I'm in this waiting room for so long - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:15
So I'm in this waiting room for so long
And then almost immediately, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And then almost immediately,
And I think, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And I think, "Anthony,
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a plan." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a...
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't have a plan. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't hav...
The doctor called her name, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
The doctor called her name,
Worst part for sure was the fist bump, I know that now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Worst part for sure was the fist bump, I know that now.
Thinking up nice things to say to people in their time of need. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Thinking up nice things to say to people in their time of ne...
The closest option I could come up with in my own mind was, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
The closest option I could come up with in my own mind was,
And that's when I realized - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And that's when I realized
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me.