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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

I don't know why I thoughtit was gonna be fun and exciting

I don't know why I thought
it was gonna be fun and exciting

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I don't know why I thought it was gonna be fun and exciting...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:16
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
...but trust me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
...but trust me,
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
It was just me by myself for two and a half hours
I don't know if you've ever been - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I don't know if you've ever been
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The whole place is filled with kids for some reason.
So I'm in this waiting room for so long - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:15
So I'm in this waiting room for so long
And then almost immediately, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And then almost immediately,
And I think, "Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And I think, "Anthony,
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a plan." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
You should think of something nice to say. You should have a...
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't have a plan. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I didn't have anything nice prepared, I didn't hav...
The doctor called her name, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
The doctor called her name,
Worst part for sure was the fist bump, I know that now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Worst part for sure was the fist bump, I know that now.
Thinking up nice things to say to people in their time of need. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Thinking up nice things to say to people in their time of ne...
The closest option I could come up with in my own mind was, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
The closest option I could come up with in my own mind was,
And that's when I realized - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And that's when I realized
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
The guy looks away in disgust like he wants to fight me.
But the woman leans forward and goes, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
But the woman leans forward and goes,
Which I always appreciate. Never a bad time for that. Literally... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Which I always appreciate. Never a bad time for that. Litera...
Couple of minutes later, a nurse walks out, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:14
Couple of minutes later, a nurse walks out,
I just stood up as fast as I could and said, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I just stood up as fast as I could and said,
I mean, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I mean,