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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

I smile and I nod, but the other day, the other day, I was tired, I was hungover, I'd...

I smile and I nod, but the other day, the other day, I was tired, I was hungover, I'd smoked some pot, I'd taken a handful of pills

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I smile and I nod,
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but the other day,
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the other day, I was tired,
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I was hungover,
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I'd smoked some pot,
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I'd taken a handful of pills...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:24
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
You think I'm about to make fun of Latinos, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
You think I'm about to make fun of Latinos,
Guys, things like that just make me happy. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Guys, things like that just make me happy.
There's not a lot in life - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
There's not a lot in life
One thing, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
One thing,
I love it when old married couples die - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I love it when old married couples die
I will clip that out of the newspaper every time I see it. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I will clip that out of the newspaper every time I see it.
To me, there is just nothing more romantic - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
To me, there is just nothing more romantic
I mean, don't get me wrong, guys, I like all of the suicides. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I mean, don't get me wrong, guys, I like all of the sui...
I think I got really into suicide just after college, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
I think I got really into suicide just after college,
...end up committing suicide." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
...end up committing suicide."
Most of those were wrong numbers." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Most of those were wrong numbers."
My point here is this: - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
My point here is this:
You should all believe me when I tell you that I know my suicide - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
You should all believe me when I tell you that I know my sui...
Doctor-assisted suicide? Get that weak shit out of here. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Doctor-assisted suicide? Get that weak shit out of here.
"Oh, my God, what could I have done to save my friend Jeff?" - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
"Oh, my God, what could I have done to save my friend J...
You just think, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
You just think,
...why murder-suicide is so great. Guys, listen to me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
...why murder-suicide is so great. Guys, listen to me.
Is practically a victimless crime. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Is practically a victimless crime.
You've got to be married, otherwise you seem nuts, but... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
You've got to be married, otherwise you seem nuts, but....
...you are allowed to murder your spouse, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
...you are allowed to murder your spouse,