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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

I'll be honest, I don't really understand how the legal system worksin this country

I'll be honest, I don't really understand how the legal system works
in this country

Full Transcript

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I'll be honest, I don't really understand
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how the legal system works in this country.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:42
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
I think it's unfair, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I think it's unfair,
One of my next-door neighbor's kids is climbing a tree on their property. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One of my next-door neighbor's kids is climbing a tree ...
Falls out of the tree - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Falls out of the tree
Now I'm being told I've got to get myself a lawyer... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Now I'm being told I've got to get myself a lawyer...
Two years old, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
Two years old,
Anytime she sees me, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Anytime she sees me,
You get to laugh at what I said, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
You get to laugh at what I said,
And then you get a second laugh when you picture me... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
And then you get a second laugh when you picture me...
And most people when they picture it, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And most people when they picture it,
In fact, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
In fact,
What you want to do, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
What you want to do,
I find that the older that I get, the more women get upset - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I find that the older that I get, the more women get upset
I don't mean joke about kids, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I don't mean joke about kids,
Like, I have a friend who just found out she can't have kids... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Like, I have a friend who just found out she can't have...
Did you guys know the average person eats nine spiders - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Did you guys know the average person eats nine spiders
I don't know if you guys know what a false premise is, but... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I don't know if you guys know what a false premise is, ...
I think it must have been a stray cat because anytime it gets outside, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I think it must have been a stray cat because anytime it get...
I've had this thing for, like, a month and I swear we have got... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I've had this thing for, like, a month and I swear we h...
Marmaduke was a Great Dane, Scooby-Doo. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Marmaduke was a Great Dane, Scooby-Doo.
They call them the "heartbreaker breed," - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
They call them the "heartbreaker breed,"