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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

I'll never forget the one time I saw my dad's penis. I said, "Dad, don't text me shit...

Anthony Jeselnik: I'll never forget the one time I saw my dad's penis. I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

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I'll never forget
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the one time I saw my dad's penis
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I said Dad
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don't text me shit like that
Duration
14 seconds
Views
418
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:58
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When I was a kid, my family used to move around a lot.
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
To give you all an idea of how crazy my family is,
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Everybody hated this cousin, my own family hated this cousin...
And then a couple of years ago, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And then a couple of years ago,
We all refer to that as "the Superman incident." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
We all refer to that as "the Superman incident."
When I was in high school, my high school employed a blind janitor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
When I was in high school, my high school employed a blind j...
And all the other kids would joke around - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
And all the other kids would joke around
It wasn't until I got older, wiser, I realized that's just an old wives' tale - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
It wasn't until I got older, wiser, I realized that...
Try to explain why he was always masturbating. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Try to explain why he was always masturbating.
A narcoleptic. It's the craziest shit. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
A narcoleptic. It's the craziest shit.
One minute, we're having a conversation, like, everything is completely normal. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One minute, we're having a conversation, like, everythi...
And then the next thing I know, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And then the next thing I know,
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
One of my old friends from high school now works as a doctor
He once told me that 25% of his job - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
He once told me that 25% of his job
If you didn't get either joke, how did you figure out Netflix? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
If you didn't get either joke, how did you figure out N...
Like, I live on the same street - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Like, I live on the same street
And no matter how many times I tell them, "No, absolutely not," - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:13
And no matter how many times I tell them, "No, absolute...
One of my next-door neighbors is a 90-year-old man - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
One of my next-door neighbors is a 90-year-old man
And every single morning at 9 a.m. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And every single morning at 9 a.m.
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
He knocks on my door, and he asks me if I have seen his wife...