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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

My mom was so depressed, she had the words "in case of an accident,please do not...

My mom was so depressed, she had the words "in case of an accident,
please do not resuscitate" tattooed

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My mom was so depressed,
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she had the words "in case of an accident, please do not resuscitate" tattooed...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:08
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
I'd say my mom's funeral was like ten, eleven years ago now. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
I'd say my mom's funeral was like ten, eleven year...
Last year, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Last year,
Now, at this point, I should admit - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Now, at this point, I should admit
I think the strangest thing in my family, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
I think the strangest thing in my family,
When my parents wanted alone time, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
When my parents wanted alone time,
Of course, I always knew what was going on in there. I mean... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Of course, I always knew what was going on in there. I mean....
I think the most embarrassed I've ever been in my entire life - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I think the most embarrassed I've ever been in my entir...
You know those stories you hear, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
You know those stories you hear,
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people,
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves.
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world today - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world...
A higher number of slaves in the world right now - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
A higher number of slaves in the world right now
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know what the fuck to tell you. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know w...
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist person, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist per...
I was in the hospital for a week, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I was in the hospital for a week,
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you want. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you wa...
Once you get to my level, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Once you get to my level,
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television.
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist