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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

Now, at this point, I should admit my parents were actuallypretty reasonable people when...

Now, at this point, I should admit my parents were actually
pretty reasonable people when they were raising me

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Now, at this point, I should admit
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my parents were actually pretty reasonable people
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when they were raising me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:04
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
I think the strangest thing in my family, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
I think the strangest thing in my family,
When my parents wanted alone time, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
When my parents wanted alone time,
Of course, I always knew what was going on in there. I mean... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Of course, I always knew what was going on in there. I mean....
I think the most embarrassed I've ever been in my entire life - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
I think the most embarrassed I've ever been in my entir...
You know those stories you hear, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
You know those stories you hear,
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people,
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves.
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world today - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world...
A higher number of slaves in the world right now - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
A higher number of slaves in the world right now
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know what the fuck to tell you. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know w...
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist person, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist per...
I was in the hospital for a week, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I was in the hospital for a week,
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you want. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you wa...
Once you get to my level, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Once you get to my level,
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television.
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist
Thank you for not denigrating the great white race. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Thank you for not denigrating the great white race.
Thank you for making fun of all the other races - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Thank you for making fun of all the other races
And can I pay you $100,000, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:15
And can I pay you $100,000,