To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Only one gift is appropriate
Please log in to add to collections.
Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

Only one gift is appropriate after someone has just had an abortion

Only one gift is appropriate after someone has just had an abortion

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.252
Only one gift is appropriate
00:00:03.794 --> 00:00:05.963
after someone has just had an abortion.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:11
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
And that is... a succulent. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And that is... a succulent.
-Do you know what a succulent is? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
-Do you know what a succulent is?
If you don't know, a succulent is a desert plant. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
If you don't know, a succulent is a desert plant.
It's a plant that gets its nutrients from the air. Give her that. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
It's a plant that gets its nutrients from the air. Give...
I said, "Absolutely not." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I said, "Absolutely not."
Here's something else you never have to take care of." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Here's something else you never have to take care of.&q...
I just stood up, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I just stood up,
I sat next to her on her couch, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I sat next to her on her couch,
...I was still there next to her, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
...I was still there next to her,
Now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:16
Now,
Some people laugh, some people cringe, some people get visibly upset. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Some people laugh, some people cringe, some people get visib...
And the truth is, guys, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And the truth is, guys,
But the best reaction, my favorite reaction I've ever gotten - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
But the best reaction, my favorite reaction I've ever g...
A woman in the back of the theater stands up very confidently - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
A woman in the back of the theater stands up very confidentl...
Excuse me, Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:17
Excuse me, Anthony,