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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

The answer is "to-go box." That would be inappropriate

The answer is "to-go box." That would be inappropriate

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The answer is "to-go box."
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That would be inappropriate.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:52
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
That would be a real bucket of cold water - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
That would be a real bucket of cold water
Only one gift is appropriate - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Only one gift is appropriate
And that is... a succulent. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
And that is... a succulent.
-Do you know what a succulent is? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
-Do you know what a succulent is?
If you don't know, a succulent is a desert plant. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
If you don't know, a succulent is a desert plant.
It's a plant that gets its nutrients from the air. Give her that. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
It's a plant that gets its nutrients from the air. Give...
I said, "Absolutely not." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I said, "Absolutely not."
Here's something else you never have to take care of." - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Here's something else you never have to take care of.&q...
I just stood up, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I just stood up,
I sat next to her on her couch, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
I sat next to her on her couch,
...I was still there next to her, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
...I was still there next to her,
Now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:16
Now,
Some people laugh, some people cringe, some people get visibly upset. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Some people laugh, some people cringe, some people get visib...
And the truth is, guys, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And the truth is, guys,
But the best reaction, my favorite reaction I've ever gotten - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
But the best reaction, my favorite reaction I've ever g...
A woman in the back of the theater stands up very confidently - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
A woman in the back of the theater stands up very confidentl...
Excuse me, Anthony, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:17
Excuse me, Anthony,