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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

You just think, "Yikes, Jeff doesn't fuck around, huh?

You just think, "Yikes, Jeff doesn't fuck around, huh?

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You just think,
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"Yikes, Jeff doesn't fuck around, huh?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
71
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:19
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Movie Summary

Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
...why murder-suicide is so great. Guys, listen to me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
...why murder-suicide is so great. Guys, listen to me.
Is practically a victimless crime. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Is practically a victimless crime.
You've got to be married, otherwise you seem nuts, but... - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
You've got to be married, otherwise you seem nuts, but....
...you are allowed to murder your spouse, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
...you are allowed to murder your spouse,
You trying to tell me there are those among you who are still skeptical? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
You trying to tell me there are those among you who are stil...
You saying there are people here right now who still don't believe me - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
You saying there are people here right now who still don...
But if you're walking down the street, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:12
But if you're walking down the street,
-"Have a good day, sir." Right? - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
-"Have a good day, sir." Right?
Murder-suicide is a victimless crime - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
Murder-suicide is a victimless crime
Now, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Now,
And if you've been on the fence about me tonight, one way or another, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
And if you've been on the fence about me tonight, one w...
Allow me to knock you clean the fuck off. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Allow me to knock you clean the fuck off.
A couple of months ago, I took a friend of mine to get an abortion. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
A couple of months ago, I took a friend of mine to get an ab...
Get on board right now if you are going to. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Get on board right now if you are going to.
This is a very long, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
This is a very long,
I took my friend to get an abortion. Don't worry, guys, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
I took my friend to get an abortion. Don't worry, guys,
Ever helped someone to get an abortion. It's a big favor. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Ever helped someone to get an abortion. It's a big favo...
Not an easy favor, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Not an easy favor,
Don't get me wrong, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Don't get me wrong,
The whole time I'm driving her, I'm just thinking to myself, "God damn. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
The whole time I'm driving her, I'm just thinking ...