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Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward

You know those stories you hear, about kids who lose their virginityto the hot babysitter?

You know those stories you hear, about kids who lose their virginity
to the hot babysitter?

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You know those stories you hear,
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about kids who lose their virginity to the hot babysitter?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:29
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
A24

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Forging his own comedic boundaries, Anthony Jeselnik revels in getting away with saying things others can't in this stand-up special shot in New York.
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:09
Why would you choose to hate an entire group of people,
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Found out one of my family members used to own slaves.
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world today - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:08
Do you guys know there are actually more slaves in the world...
A higher number of slaves in the world right now - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
A higher number of slaves in the world right now
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know what the fuck to tell you. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
If you're not laughing at this one, I don't know w...
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist person, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:11
Now, I, of course, do not consider myself to be a racist per...
I was in the hospital for a week, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
I was in the hospital for a week,
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:10
But in all seriousness, you do have to be very careful
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you want. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
When you're a bad comedian, you can say whatever you wa...
Once you get to my level, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Once you get to my level,
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Like, I once told an ironically racist joke on television.
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:07
The next day, I got a fan letter from a white supremacist
Thank you for not denigrating the great white race. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Thank you for not denigrating the great white race.
Thank you for making fun of all the other races - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
Thank you for making fun of all the other races
And can I pay you $100,000, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:15
And can I pay you $100,000,
You are against every single thing that I stand for, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
You are against every single thing that I stand for,
Look I mean I consider myself to be a modern man - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:16
Look I mean I consider myself to be a modern man
Not so much religions, but the other two for sure. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:04
Not so much religions, but the other two for sure.
For example, - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:05
For example,
Every single day in Los Angeles, my Latino neighbor tries to talk to me. - Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward 00:06
Every single day in Los Angeles, my Latino neighbor tries to...