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"Anything Else" quotes

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Jerry Falk learns a lesson the hard way when he falls in love with the beautiful but flighty Amanda.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $3,212,310
Released: 19 Sep 2003
Awards: N/A
I am not living in the house with a loaded rifle - Anything Else 00:12 I am not living in the house with a loaded rifle Dobel Do you masturbate Falk What - Anything Else 00:23 Dobel Do you masturbate Falk What It is a maddening problem - Anything Else 00:07 It is a maddening problem If I push on your chest - Anything Else 00:13 If I push on your chest She encourages me to sleep with other women - Anything Else 00:15 She encourages me to sleep with other women Don't give me that I don't believe you - Anything Else 00:09 Don't give me that I don't believe you I   I   I had a meeting to go to - Anything Else 00:21 I I I had a meeting to go to My candle burns at both ends - Anything Else 00:10 My candle burns at both ends What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban - Anything Else 00:21 What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely... She's very supportive of my goals - Anything Else 00:14 She's very supportive of my goals I ran into Dick Mallory - Anything Else 00:32 I ran into Dick Mallory What a butterfingers - Anything Else 00:05 What a butterfingers The routine is fine - Anything Else 01:06 The routine is fine And said to the other guy Jews start all wars - Anything Else 00:06 And said to the other guy Jews start all wars If life is meaningless - Anything Else 00:24 If life is meaningless That road company James Dean looked at you - Anything Else 00:08 That road company James Dean looked at you They're all charlatans - Anything Else 00:34 They're all charlatans Stop calling me Mrs - Anything Else 00:09 Stop calling me Mrs So where could it be - Anything Else 00:09 So where could it be You've been with a shrink for years - Anything Else 00:11 You've been with a shrink for years To put him on my Christmas list - Anything Else 00:08 To put him on my Christmas list I can't I promised students I'd take them - Anything Else 00:14 I can't I promised students I'd take them And he's not convinced that the slaughter of six million Jews - Anything Else 00:10 And he's not convinced that the slaughter of six... Just how crazy are you Is there more - Anything Else 00:13 Just how crazy are you Is there more You're a madman - Anything Else 00:19 You're a madman It's exactly as Dobel says - Anything Else 00:11 It's exactly as Dobel says Let me tell you - Anything Else 00:17 Let me tell you I was starving when I got back from the audition - Anything Else 00:52 I was starving when I got back from the audition But if you don't want me - Anything Else 01:07 But if you don't want me A really deep and meaningful title - Anything Else 00:22 A really deep and meaningful title Oh boy I had a rough day - Anything Else 00:19 Oh boy I had a rough day It's not natural - Anything Else 00:53 It's not natural What are you thinking about - Anything Else 00:31 What are you thinking about Let me get you this as a little present - Anything Else 00:32 Let me get you this as a little present Amanda's pretty - Anything Else 00:28 Amanda's pretty Didn't I say that - Anything Else 00:25 Didn't I say that The empty universe - Anything Else 00:17 The empty universe Jerry don't be mad - Anything Else 00:19 Jerry don't be mad Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a little present - Anything Else 00:28 Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a... Hi Who do you need protection from - Anything Else 00:09 Hi Who do you need protection from You have to learn to take it apart and put it together blindfolded - Anything Else 00:11 You have to learn to take it apart and put it together... What are you preparing for - Anything Else 00:05 What are you preparing for Tell me about your dream - Anything Else 00:39 Tell me about your dream Falk We made love that night It was wonderful - Anything Else 00:14 Falk We made love that night It was wonderful I'd love to hear you sing sometime - Anything Else 00:17 I'd love to hear you sing sometime Shrinks don't work for me - Anything Else 00:05 Shrinks don't work for me That's wonderful - Anything Else 00:11 That's wonderful You're a writer - Anything Else 00:19 You're a writer I've saved some money The thing I'll miss most is the kids - Anything Else 00:15 I've saved some money The thing I'll miss most is... The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six months - Anything Else 00:23 The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had... You're an atheist - Anything Else 00:24 You're an atheist It's not  In vino veritas - Anything Else 00:10 It's not In vino veritas I want out of this relationship - Anything Else 00:16 I want out of this relationship Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time - Anything Else 00:06 Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - Anything Else 00:08 Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check And now shrinks - Anything Else 00:29 And now shrinks The issue is always fascism - Anything Else 00:16 The issue is always fascism You chose psychoanalysis over real life - Anything Else 00:06 You chose psychoanalysis over real life Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren - Anything Else 00:20 Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren You're afraid to sleep alone - Anything Else 00:45 You're afraid to sleep alone What you don't know - Anything Else 00:11 What you don't know I slept with Ron Keller - Anything Else 00:34 I slept with Ron Keller The pill makes her crazy - Anything Else 00:08 The pill makes her crazy Dobel You think quantum physics has the answer - Anything Else 00:17 Dobel You think quantum physics has the answer If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - Anything Else 00:11 If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up I feel like committing suicide - Anything Else 00:08 I feel like committing suicide What a question - Anything Else 00:08 What a question Look at her body language - Anything Else 00:08 Look at her body language I've had a crush on you since we met - Anything Else 00:15 I've had a crush on you since we met What did you do - Anything Else 01:04 What did you do What's going on - Anything Else 00:35 What's going on Thank you so much - Anything Else 01:31 Thank you so much Where's the rifle - Anything Else 00:32 Where's the rifle You're afraid to sleep - Anything Else 00:27 You're afraid to sleep Don't be mad at me - Anything Else 01:44 Don't be mad at me There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live - Anything Else 01:41 There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to... I was just saying how strange life is - Anything Else 00:27 I was just saying how strange life is There's nothing to look into - Anything Else 01:52 There's nothing to look into

Cast

David Dobel - Woody Allen
Jerry Falk - Jason Biggs
Manager - Fisher Stevens
Pip's Comic - Anthony Arkin
Harvey Wexler - Danny DeVito