"Anything Else" quotes

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Jerry Falk learns a lesson the hard way when he falls in love with the beautiful but flighty Amanda.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $3,212,310
Released: 19 Sep 2003
Awards: N/A

147 Clips

It is a maddening problem We had to try every kind of foreplay - Anything Else 00:07
It is a maddening problem We had to try every kind of...
So if I push on your chest here do you feel any pain - Anything Else 00:13
So if I push on your chest here do you feel any pain
She encourages me to sleep with other women - Anything Else 00:15
She encourages me to sleep with other women
Don't give me that I don't believe you - Anything Else 00:09
Don't give me that I don't believe you
Where were you It's 10 00 - Anything Else 00:21
Where were you It's 10 00
My candle burns at both ends it will not last the night - Anything Else 00:10
My candle burns at both ends it will not last the night
What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban - Anything Else 00:21
What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban
She's very supportive of my goals What are these goals - Anything Else 00:19
She's very supportive of my goals What are these goals
I ran into Dick Mallory - Anything Else 00:32
I ran into Dick Mallory
Jesus what a butterfingers - Anything Else 00:05
Jesus what a butterfingers
What did you do I wanted to grab the check - Anything Else 00:21
What did you do I wanted to grab the check
Then he sees another suit - Anything Else 00:33
Then he sees another suit
And said to the other guy Jews start all wars - Anything Else 00:06
And said to the other guy Jews start all wars
If life is meaningless then why choose to live - Anything Else 00:24
If life is meaningless then why choose to live
That road company James Dean looked at you - Anything Else 00:08
That road company James Dean looked at you
He's not a charlatan They're all charlatans Falk - Anything Else 00:34
He's not a charlatan They're all charlatans Falk
Oh Look at this uh record Cole Porter - Anything Else 00:32
Oh Look at this uh record Cole Porter
Stop calling me Mrs Chase My name is Paula - Anything Else 00:09
Stop calling me Mrs Chase My name is Paula
Your diaphragm It's not here so where could it be - Anything Else 00:09
Your diaphragm It's not here so where could it be
I can't figure you out You've been with a shrink for years - Anything Else 00:11
I can't figure you out You've been with a shrink for years
In fact I'll put him on my Christmas list - Anything Else 00:08
In fact I'll put him on my Christmas list
I can't I promised students I'd take them - Anything Else 00:14
I can't I promised students I'd take them
Just pivot it What's happening here - Anything Else 00:11
Just pivot it What's happening here
And he's not convinced that the slaughter of six million Jews - Anything Else 00:10
And he's not convinced that the slaughter of six million...
Just how crazy are you Is there more - Anything Else 00:13
Just how crazy are you Is there more
Dobel you're a madman - Anything Else 00:19
Dobel you're a madman
It's exactly like Dobel says - Anything Else 00:11
It's exactly like Dobel says
Let me tell you Falk We live in perilous times - Anything Else 00:16
Let me tell you Falk We live in perilous times
You ate - Anything Else 00:36
You ate
You're back - Anything Else 00:37
You're back
Years ago a very wonderful comedy writer - Anything Else 00:22
Years ago a very wonderful comedy writer
Oh boy I had a rough day - Anything Else 00:19
Oh boy I had a rough day
What do you mean It's not natural - Anything Else 00:37
What do you mean It's not natural
What are you thinking about - Anything Else 00:31
What are you thinking about
Amanda's pretty isn't she - Anything Else 00:28
Amanda's pretty isn't she
In addition to acting she's a very good singer - Anything Else 00:25
In addition to acting she's a very good singer
It's funny I was once in a cab this was years ago - Anything Else 00:27
It's funny I was once in a cab this was years ago
Jerry don't be mad - Anything Else 00:19
Jerry don't be mad
You're the only one I've ever dated who's known exactly what to get me - Anything Else 00:31
You're the only one I've ever dated who's known exactly what...
Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a little present - Anything Else 00:28
Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a...
Hi Who do you need protection from - Anything Else 00:09
Hi Who do you need protection from
You have to learn to take it apart and put it together blindfolded - Anything Else 00:11
You have to learn to take it apart and put it together...
What are you preparing for the end of civilization - Anything Else 00:05
What are you preparing for the end of civilization
Tell me about your dream - Anything Else 00:37
Tell me about your dream
We made love that nlght It was wonderful - Anything Else 00:13
We made love that nlght It was wonderful
I'd love to hear you sing sometime - Anything Else 00:17
I'd love to hear you sing sometime
Okay I want out of this relationship - Anything Else 00:16
Okay I want out of this relationship
I told you shrinks don't work for me I know how to fool them - Anything Else 00:05
I told you shrinks don't work for me I know how to fool them
That's wonderful You'll knock 'em dead out there - Anything Else 00:11
That's wonderful You'll knock 'em dead out there
You are a writer You have a gift - Anything Else 00:19
You are a writer You have a gift
Where's the rifle I'm going to blow my brains out - Anything Else 00:10
Where's the rifle I'm going to blow my brains out
I've saved some money The thing I'll miss most is the kids - Anything Else 00:15
I've saved some money The thing I'll miss most is the kids
The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in 6 months - Anything Else 00:23
The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in 6...
And the next thing I knew they made some crack about my religion - Anything Else 00:24
And the next thing I knew they made some crack about my...
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - Anything Else 00:08
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check
You know it's not in vlno verltas - Anything Else 00:09
You know it's not in vlno verltas
You know since the beginning of time - Anything Else 00:29
You know since the beginning of time
Am I late Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time - Anything Else 00:06
Am I late Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time
There's great wisdom in jokes Falk really - Anything Else 00:36
There's great wisdom in jokes Falk really
You chose psychoanalysis over real life - Anything Else 00:07
You chose psychoanalysis over real life
And me hating myself all the time - Anything Else 00:16
And me hating myself all the time
What you don't know won't hurt you it'll kill you - Anything Else 00:11
What you don't know won't hurt you it'll kill you
Last night I was home by myself - Anything Else 00:20
Last night I was home by myself
You said it You're afraid to sleep alone That's the whole story - Anything Else 00:35
You said it You're afraid to sleep alone That's the whole...
Why are you in analysis - Anything Else 00:14
Why are you in analysis
Okay Okay I slept with Ron Keller - Anything Else 00:34
Okay Okay I slept with Ron Keller
You ate - Anything Else 00:33
You ate
Falk if a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - Anything Else 00:11
Falk if a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws...
The pill makes her crazy Falk she is crazy - Anything Else 00:08
The pill makes her crazy Falk she is crazy
You think quantum physics has the answer - Anything Else 00:17
You think quantum physics has the answer
Do you love me What a question - Anything Else 00:08
Do you love me What a question
In life they'll be no shortage of people who'll tell you how to live - Anything Else 00:32
In life they'll be no shortage of people who'll tell you how...
I broke up with this girl - Anything Else 00:36
I broke up with this girl
It was unfair the way we were living - Anything Else 00:24
It was unfair the way we were living
She's so sexy Look at her body language - Anything Else 00:08
She's so sexy Look at her body language
I feel like committing suicide - Anything Else 00:08
I feel like committing suicide
Yes I've had a crush on you since we met - Anything Else 00:15
Yes I've had a crush on you since we met
It is a maddening problem - Anything Else 00:20
It is a maddening problem
If I push on your chest - Anything Else 00:32
If I push on your chest
She encourages me to sleep with other women - Anything Else 00:50
She encourages me to sleep with other women
I   I   I had a meeting to go to - Anything Else 00:37
I I I had a meeting to go to
My candle burns at both ends - Anything Else 00:23
My candle burns at both ends
What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban - Anything Else 00:41
What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban
She's very supportive of my goals - Anything Else 00:50
She's very supportive of my goals
I ran into Dick Mallory - Anything Else 01:00
I ran into Dick Mallory
What a butterfingers - Anything Else 00:11
What a butterfingers
What did you do - Anything Else 01:04
What did you do
What do you mean - Anything Else 01:04
What do you mean
The routine is fine - Anything Else 02:54
The routine is fine
If life is meaningless - Anything Else 00:56
If life is meaningless
They're all charlatans - Anything Else 01:17
They're all charlatans
Let me get you this as a little present - Anything Else 01:04
Let me get you this as a little present
Stop calling me Mrs - Anything Else 00:18
Stop calling me Mrs
So where could it be - Anything Else 00:21
So where could it be
You've been with a shrink for years - Anything Else 00:34
You've been with a shrink for years
To put him on my Christmas list - Anything Else 00:23
To put him on my Christmas list
What's going on - Anything Else 00:35
What's going on
What's happening here - Anything Else 00:35
What's happening here
You're a madman - Anything Else 00:56
You're a madman
It's exactly as Dobel says - Anything Else 00:32
It's exactly as Dobel says
I was starving when I got back from the audition - Anything Else 02:24
I was starving when I got back from the audition
A really deep and meaningful title - Anything Else 00:44
A really deep and meaningful title
It's not natural - Anything Else 02:25
It's not natural
What are you thinking about - Anything Else 01:07
What are you thinking about
Amanda's pretty - Anything Else 00:43
Amanda's pretty
Didn't I say that - Anything Else 01:06
Didn't I say that
The empty universe - Anything Else 01:03
The empty universe
Thank you so much - Anything Else 01:31
Thank you so much
You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly what to get me - Anything Else 01:31
You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly...
What are you preparing for - Anything Else 00:17
What are you preparing for
Let me tell you - Anything Else 00:44
Let me tell you
Tell me about your dream - Anything Else 01:31
Tell me about your dream
But if you don't want me - Anything Else 02:17
But if you don't want me
I want out of this relationship - Anything Else 00:39
I want out of this relationship
Shrinks don't work for me - Anything Else 00:17
Shrinks don't work for me
That's wonderful - Anything Else 00:31
That's wonderful
You're a writer - Anything Else 00:44
You're a writer
Where's the rifle - Anything Else 00:32
Where's the rifle
I need the rifle - Anything Else 00:32
I need the rifle
The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six months - Anything Else 00:51
The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six...
You're an atheist - Anything Else 00:50
You're an atheist
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - Anything Else 00:24
Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check
It's not  In vino veritas - Anything Else 00:17
It's not In vino veritas
And now shrinks - Anything Else 01:06
And now shrinks
Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time - Anything Else 00:14
Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time
You chose psychoanalysis over real life - Anything Else 00:20
You chose psychoanalysis over real life
The issue is always fascism - Anything Else 00:44
The issue is always fascism
What you don't know - Anything Else 00:27
What you don't know
Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren - Anything Else 01:00
Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren
You're afraid to sleep alone - Anything Else 01:50
You're afraid to sleep alone
You're afraid to sleep - Anything Else 00:27
You're afraid to sleep
Why are you in analysis - Anything Else 00:27
Why are you in analysis
I slept with Ron Keller - Anything Else 01:08
I slept with Ron Keller
Don't be mad at me - Anything Else 01:44
Don't be mad at me
Before I knew it - Anything Else 01:44
Before I knew it
The pill makes her crazy - Anything Else 00:24
The pill makes her crazy
If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - Anything Else 00:29
If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up
There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live - Anything Else 01:41
There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to...
As you go through life - Anything Else 01:41
As you go through life
I was just saying how strange life is - Anything Else 00:27
I was just saying how strange life is
It's like anything else - Anything Else 00:27
It's like anything else
What a question - Anything Else 00:19
What a question
There's nothing to look into - Anything Else 01:52
There's nothing to look into
I broke up with this girl - Anything Else 01:52
I broke up with this girl
Look at her body language - Anything Else 00:12
Look at her body language
I feel like committing suicide - Anything Else 00:25
I feel like committing suicide
I've had a crush on you since we met - Anything Else 00:33
I've had a crush on you since we met

Cast

David Dobel - Woody Allen
Jerry Falk - Jason Biggs
Manager - Fisher Stevens
Pip's Comic - Anthony Arkin
Harvey Wexler - Danny DeVito
Bob Stiles - Jimmy Fallon
Diana Krall - Diana Krall
Psychiatrist - William Hill
Paula Chase - Stockard Channing
Movie Theater Patron - Maurice Sonnenberg
Hotel Desk Clerk - Kenneth Edelson
Dr. Phil Reed - David Conrad
Ray Polito - Adrian Grenier
Car Thug #1 - Anthony J. Ribustello
Car Thug #2 - Ray Garvey
Ralph - Zach McLarty
Cab Driver - Ralph Pope
Movie Patron - James Babbin
Army and navy pedestrian - William E. Corcoran
Party Goer - Dono Cunningham
Student - James Denapoli
Ron Keller, Acting Teacher - Carson Grant
College Student - David Jefferson
Uniformed Cop - Charles LaPlaca
Party Goer - Greg Orvis
Customer - Melisanne Russo
Concerned Diner - Frank Stellato
Bar Patron - Eric Tonken
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