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Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs) and David Dobel (Woody Allen), who meet at a business meeting, become fast friends. Their commonality is that they are both fledgling New York City based comedy writers, largely writing material for stand-ups, are Jewish (although David is an atheist), and are each of bundle of different neuroses. Their big difference is that Jerry is twenty-one, while David is sixty, with forty more years worth of life experience, knowledge, and neuroses. While Jerry writes full time - he is also working on a novel - David has kept his day job as a public school teacher just in case. In their relationship, David becomes somewhat of Jerry's mentor, providing advice on Jerry's life issues, most which revolve around the fact that Jerry is a product of inertia, having trouble leaving anyone. That's why Jerry's still with the only manager he's ever had, Harvey Wexler (Danny DeVito). Jerry not only being Harvey's only client (which is a testament to his effectiveness in the job), ...

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, United Artists
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $3,212,310
Released: 19 Sep 2003
Awards: N/A


70 Clips & Quotes

I've had a crush on you since we met - Anything Else 00:33 I've had a crush on you since we met I feel like committing suicide - Anything Else 00:25 I feel like committing suicide Look at her body language - Anything Else 00:12 Look at her body language I broke up with this girl - Anything Else 01:52 I broke up with this girl There's nothing to look into - Anything Else 01:52 There's nothing to look into What a question - Anything Else 00:19 What a question It's like anything else - Anything Else 00:27 It's like anything else I was just saying how strange life is - Anything Else 00:27 I was just saying how strange life is As you go through life - Anything Else 01:41 As you go through life There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live - Anything Else 01:41 There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to... If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - Anything Else 00:29 If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up The pill makes her crazy - Anything Else 00:24 The pill makes her crazy Before I knew it - Anything Else 01:44 Before I knew it Don't be mad at me - Anything Else 01:44 Don't be mad at me I slept with Ron Keller - Anything Else 01:08 I slept with Ron Keller Why are you in analysis - Anything Else 00:27 Why are you in analysis You're afraid to sleep - Anything Else 00:27 You're afraid to sleep You're afraid to sleep alone - Anything Else 01:50 You're afraid to sleep alone Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren - Anything Else 01:00 Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren What you don't know - Anything Else 00:27 What you don't know The issue is always fascism - Anything Else 00:44 The issue is always fascism You chose psychoanalysis over real life - Anything Else 00:20 You chose psychoanalysis over real life Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time - Anything Else 00:14 Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time And now shrinks - Anything Else 01:06 And now shrinks It's not  In vino veritas - Anything Else 00:17 It's not In vino veritas Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - Anything Else 00:24 Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check You're an atheist - Anything Else 00:50 You're an atheist The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six months - Anything Else 00:51 The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six... I need the rifle - Anything Else 00:32 I need the rifle Where's the rifle - Anything Else 00:32 Where's the rifle You're a writer - Anything Else 00:44 You're a writer That's wonderful - Anything Else 00:31 That's wonderful Shrinks don't work for me - Anything Else 00:17 Shrinks don't work for me I want out of this relationship - Anything Else 00:39 I want out of this relationship But if you don't want me - Anything Else 02:17 But if you don't want me Tell me about your dream - Anything Else 01:31 Tell me about your dream Let me tell you - Anything Else 00:44 Let me tell you What are you preparing for - Anything Else 00:17 What are you preparing for You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly what to get me - Anything Else 01:31 You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly... Thank you so much - Anything Else 01:31 Thank you so much The empty universe - Anything Else 01:03 The empty universe Didn't I say that - Anything Else 01:06 Didn't I say that Amanda's pretty - Anything Else 00:43 Amanda's pretty What are you thinking about - Anything Else 01:07 What are you thinking about It's not natural - Anything Else 02:25 It's not natural A really deep and meaningful title - Anything Else 00:44 A really deep and meaningful title I was starving when I got back from the audition - Anything Else 02:24 I was starving when I got back from the audition It's exactly as Dobel says - Anything Else 00:32 It's exactly as Dobel says You're a madman - Anything Else 00:56 You're a madman What's happening here - Anything Else 00:35 What's happening here What's going on - Anything Else 00:35 What's going on To put him on my Christmas list - Anything Else 00:23 To put him on my Christmas list You've been with a shrink for years - Anything Else 00:34 You've been with a shrink for years So where could it be - Anything Else 00:21 So where could it be Stop calling me Mrs - Anything Else 00:18 Stop calling me Mrs Let me get you this as a little present - Anything Else 01:04 Let me get you this as a little present They're all charlatans - Anything Else 01:17 They're all charlatans If life is meaningless - Anything Else 00:56 If life is meaningless The routine is fine - Anything Else 02:54 The routine is fine What do you mean - Anything Else 01:04 What do you mean What did you do - Anything Else 01:04 What did you do What a butterfingers - Anything Else 00:11 What a butterfingers I ran into Dick Mallory - Anything Else 01:00 I ran into Dick Mallory She's very supportive of my goals - Anything Else 00:50 She's very supportive of my goals What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban - Anything Else 00:41 What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban My candle burns at both ends - Anything Else 00:23 My candle burns at both ends I   I   I had a meeting to go to - Anything Else 00:37 I I I had a meeting to go to She encourages me to sleep with other women - Anything Else 00:50 She encourages me to sleep with other women If I push on your chest - Anything Else 00:32 If I push on your chest It is a maddening problem - Anything Else 00:20 It is a maddening problem

Cast

David Dobel - Woody Allen
Jerry Falk - Jason Biggs
Manager - Fisher Stevens
Pip's Comic - Anthony Arkin
Harvey Wexler - Danny DeVito
Bob Stiles - Jimmy Fallon
Diana Krall - Diana Krall
Psychiatrist - William Hill
Paula Chase - Stockard Channing
Movie Theater Patron - Maurice Sonnenberg
Hotel Desk Clerk - Kenneth Edelson
Dr. Phil Reed - David Conrad
Ray Polito - Adrian Grenier
Car Thug #1 - Anthony J. Ribustello
Car Thug #2 - Ray Garvey
Ralph - Zach McLarty
Cab Driver - Ralph Pope
Movie Patron - James Babbin
Army and navy pedestrian - William E. Corcoran
Party Goer - Dono Cunningham
Student - James Denapoli
Ron Keller, Acting Teacher - Carson Grant
College Student - David Jefferson
Uniformed Cop - Charles LaPlaca
Party Goer - Greg Orvis
Customer - Melisanne Russo
Concerned Diner - Frank Stellato
Bar Patron - Eric Tonken