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Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs) and David Dobel (Woody Allen), who meet at a business meeting, become fast friends. Their commonality is that they are both fledgling New York City based comedy writers, largely writing material for stand-ups, are Jewish (although David is an atheist), and are each of bundle of different neuroses. Their big difference is that Jerry is twenty-one, while David is sixty, with forty more years worth of life experience, knowledge, and neuroses. While Jerry writes full time - he is also working on a novel - David has kept his day job as a public school teacher just in case. In their relationship, David becomes somewhat of Jerry's mentor, providing advice on Jerry's life issues, most which revolve around the fact that Jerry is a product of inertia, having trouble leaving anyone. That's why Jerry's still with the only manager he's ever had, Harvey Wexler (Danny DeVito). Jerry not only being Harvey's only client (which is a testament to his effectiveness in the job), ...

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, United Artists
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $3,212,310
Released: 19 Sep 2003
Awards: N/A


70 Clips & Quotes

I've had a crush on you since we met - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:33 I've had a crush on you since we met I feel like committing suicide - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:25 I feel like committing suicide Look at her body language - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:12 Look at her body language I broke up with this girl - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:52 I broke up with this girl There's nothing to look into - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:52 There's nothing to look into What a question - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:19 What a question It's like anything else - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:27 It's like anything else I was just saying how strange life is - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:27 I was just saying how strange life is As you go through life - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:41 As you go through life There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:41 There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to... If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:29 If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up The pill makes her crazy - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:24 The pill makes her crazy Before I knew it - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:44 Before I knew it Don't be mad at me - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:44 Don't be mad at me I slept with Ron Keller - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:08 I slept with Ron Keller Why are you in analysis - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:27 Why are you in analysis You're afraid to sleep - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:27 You're afraid to sleep You're afraid to sleep alone - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:50 You're afraid to sleep alone Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:00 Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren What you don't know - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:27 What you don't know The issue is always fascism - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:44 The issue is always fascism You chose psychoanalysis over real life - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:20 You chose psychoanalysis over real life Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:14 Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time And now shrinks - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:06 And now shrinks It's not  In vino veritas - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:17 It's not In vino veritas Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:24 Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check You're an atheist - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:50 You're an atheist The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six months - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:51 The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had in six... I need the rifle - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:32 I need the rifle Where's the rifle - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:32 Where's the rifle You're a writer - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:44 You're a writer That's wonderful - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:31 That's wonderful Shrinks don't work for me - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:17 Shrinks don't work for me I want out of this relationship - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:39 I want out of this relationship But if you don't want me - screenshot from movie Anything Else 02:17 But if you don't want me Tell me about your dream - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:31 Tell me about your dream Let me tell you - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:44 Let me tell you What are you preparing for - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:17 What are you preparing for You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly what to get me - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:31 You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly... Thank you so much - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:31 Thank you so much The empty universe - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:03 The empty universe Didn't I say that - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:06 Didn't I say that Amanda's pretty - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:43 Amanda's pretty What are you thinking about - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:07 What are you thinking about It's not natural - screenshot from movie Anything Else 02:25 It's not natural A really deep and meaningful title - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:44 A really deep and meaningful title I was starving when I got back from the audition - screenshot from movie Anything Else 02:24 I was starving when I got back from the audition It's exactly as Dobel says - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:32 It's exactly as Dobel says You're a madman - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:56 You're a madman What's happening here - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:35 What's happening here What's going on - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:35 What's going on To put him on my Christmas list - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:23 To put him on my Christmas list You've been with a shrink for years - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:34 You've been with a shrink for years So where could it be - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:21 So where could it be Stop calling me Mrs - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:18 Stop calling me Mrs Let me get you this as a little present - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:04 Let me get you this as a little present They're all charlatans - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:17 They're all charlatans If life is meaningless - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:56 If life is meaningless The routine is fine - screenshot from movie Anything Else 02:54 The routine is fine What do you mean - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:04 What do you mean What did you do - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:04 What did you do What a butterfingers - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:11 What a butterfingers I ran into Dick Mallory - screenshot from movie Anything Else 01:00 I ran into Dick Mallory She's very supportive of my goals - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:50 She's very supportive of my goals What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:41 What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely urban My candle burns at both ends - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:23 My candle burns at both ends I   I   I had a meeting to go to - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:37 I I I had a meeting to go to She encourages me to sleep with other women - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:50 She encourages me to sleep with other women If I push on your chest - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:32 If I push on your chest It is a maddening problem - screenshot from movie Anything Else 00:20 It is a maddening problem

Cast

David Dobel - Woody Allen
Jerry Falk - Jason Biggs
Manager - Fisher Stevens
Pip's Comic - Anthony Arkin
Harvey Wexler - Danny DeVito
Bob Stiles - Jimmy Fallon
Diana Krall - Diana Krall
Psychiatrist - William Hill
Paula Chase - Stockard Channing
Movie Theater Patron - Maurice Sonnenberg
Hotel Desk Clerk - Kenneth Edelson
Dr. Phil Reed - David Conrad
Ray Polito - Adrian Grenier
Car Thug #1 - Anthony J. Ribustello
Car Thug #2 - Ray Garvey
Ralph - Zach McLarty
Cab Driver - Ralph Pope
Movie Patron - James Babbin
Army and navy pedestrian - William E. Corcoran
Party Goer - Dono Cunningham
Student - James Denapoli
Ron Keller, Acting Teacher - Carson Grant
College Student - David Jefferson
Uniformed Cop - Charles LaPlaca
Party Goer - Greg Orvis
Customer - Melisanne Russo
Concerned Diner - Frank Stellato
Bar Patron - Eric Tonken