"Anything Else" quotes
87 Clips
00:12 I am not living in the house with a loaded rifle
00:23 Dobel Do you masturbate Falk What
00:07 It is a maddening problem
00:13 If I push on your chest
00:15 She encourages me to sleep with other women
00:09 Don't give me that I don't believe you
00:21 I I I had a meeting to go to
00:10 My candle burns at both ends
00:21 What I love about Bogart is that he's so intensely...
00:14 She's very supportive of my goals
00:32 I ran into Dick Mallory
00:05 What a butterfingers
01:06 The routine is fine
00:06 And said to the other guy Jews start all wars
00:24 If life is meaningless
00:08 That road company James Dean looked at you
00:34 They're all charlatans
00:09 Stop calling me Mrs
00:09 So where could it be
00:11 You've been with a shrink for years
00:08 To put him on my Christmas list
00:14 I can't I promised students I'd take them
00:10 And he's not convinced that the slaughter of six...
00:13 Just how crazy are you Is there more
00:19 You're a madman
00:11 It's exactly as Dobel says
00:17 Let me tell you
00:52 I was starving when I got back from the audition
01:07 But if you don't want me
00:22 A really deep and meaningful title
00:19 Oh boy I had a rough day
00:53 It's not natural
00:31 What are you thinking about
00:32 Let me get you this as a little present
00:28 Amanda's pretty
00:25 Didn't I say that
00:17 The empty universe
00:19 Jerry don't be mad
00:28 Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a...
00:09 Hi Who do you need protection from
00:11 You have to learn to take it apart and put it together...
00:05 What are you preparing for
00:39 Tell me about your dream
00:14 Falk We made love that night It was wonderful
00:17 I'd love to hear you sing sometime
00:05 Shrinks don't work for me
00:11 That's wonderful
00:19 You're a writer
00:15 I've saved some money The thing I'll miss most is...
00:23 The doctor had better sex examining her than I've had...
00:24 You're an atheist
00:10 It's not In vino veritas
00:16 I want out of this relationship
00:06 Not if we go by Rocky Mountain time
00:08 Never trust a guy who fumbles for the check
00:29 And now shrinks
00:16 The issue is always fascism
00:06 You chose psychoanalysis over real life
00:20 Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren
00:45 You're afraid to sleep alone
00:11 What you don't know
00:34 I slept with Ron Keller
00:08 The pill makes her crazy
00:17 Dobel You think quantum physics has the answer
00:11 If a guy comes out onstage at Carnegie Hall and throws up
00:08 I feel like committing suicide
00:08 What a question
00:08 Look at her body language
00:15 I've had a crush on you since we met
01:04 What did you do
00:35 What's going on
01:31 Thank you so much
00:32 Where's the rifle
00:27 You're afraid to sleep
01:44 Don't be mad at me
01:41 There will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to...
00:27 I was just saying how strange life is
01:52 There's nothing to look into
Cast
David Dobel - Woody Allen
Jerry Falk - Jason Biggs
Manager - Fisher Stevens
Pip's Comic - Anthony Arkin
Harvey Wexler - Danny DeVito