I took the liberty a couple weeks ago of ordering you a little present. What? Well,...
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Dobel:
I took the liberty a couple weeks ago of ordering you a little present.
Jerry Falk:
What?
Dobel:
Well, they're having a sale here on surplus Russian Army riffles.
Jerry Falk:
What?
Dobel:
Well suppose you're home one night, you know, in bed masturbating and some guys try to break in. You need protection.
Jerry Falk:
No! I just dial 9-1-1.
Dobel:
Have you ever dialed 9-1-1? It's like trying to get a mortgage.
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Falk I took the liberty a few weeks ago of ordering you a little present
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What
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They're having a sale here on surplus Russian army rifles
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What
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Suppose you're home one night in bed masturbating
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and some guys break in You need protection
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I'd dial 911 I don't need a rifle
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Have you ever dialed 911 It's like trying to get a mortgage
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 92
Timestamp in movie: 00h 41m 07s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Jerry Falk learns a lesson the hard way when he falls in love with the beautiful but flighty Amanda.
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