OK. Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out! Oh, don't be so...

Jerry Falk: [after learning his girlfriend cheated on him] OK. Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out! Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class! I did it as much for you as for me.

Where's the rifle? I'm going to blow my brains out. Don't be so middle-class! I did it as much for you as for me. Oh, thank you. For me? Thank you so much for thinking of me. Well, it worked. Now I know that I can get excited. Very excited. Passionate! I can have orgasms. Like the ones I had when we first started dating. You know? Multiple ones, where I claw the walls. I'm so happy to hear this, Amanda! Really.