You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly what to get me. That's because...

Amanda: You're the only one I've ever dated who've known exactly what to get me. That's because you have a special vision of me. [Jerry opens his present] Jerry Falk: Ah, "No Exit" and "The Flies", Jean-Paul Sartre, that's amazing, thank you so much! Amanda: It was between that and O'Neill. I couldn't decided whose nihilistic pessimism would make you happier. Jerry Falk: You know I think it was Tennessee Williams who said that "the opposite of death is desire". And I desired you from the first moment we met.

It is a maddening problem. We had to try every kind of foreplay. Where's the rifle? I'm going to blow my brains out. Don't be so middle-class! I did it as much for you as for me. Oh, thank you. For me? Thank you so much for thinking of me. Well, it worked. Now I know that I can get excited. Very excited. Passionate! I can have orgasms. Like the ones I had when we first started dating. You know? Multiple ones, where I claw the walls. I'm so happy to hear this, Amanda! Really. This is just music to my ears. I don't need the rifle. I'll just hemorrhage here on the carpet. Jerry, don't be mad. And don't be mad at Ron. He was just trying to help. Ron? How could I be upset at Ron? In fact, I'll put him on my Christmas list, if I can figure out how to make a letter bomb. Jerry... Jerry, please. Please. You know I love you so much. I need you. I can't live without you. Jerry, please? That's bullshit, Falk. I don't buy any of it. She says she did it therapeutically. That's the kind of therapy they advertise on the back of the Village Voice. She wanted to make sure she could still become aroused. Well, I'm glad to hear the little sweetheart can still...