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Anything Goes

Now, if only I had a beardor a phoney moustache

Now, if only I had a beard
or a phoney moustache

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Now, if only I had a beard or a phoney moustache.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:07
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy, musical, romance
Production
Thirteen,The WNET Group

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Movie Summary

The SS American sets sail, protocol and convention come to the fore as two unlikely couples embark on the road to true love aided by a crew of singing sailors, a comic disguise and something more.
His home is in oyster bay, long island! - Anything Goes 00:05
His home is in oyster bay, long island!
Oh, you're like a trembling Fawn. Here. Have a snort. - Anything Goes 00:05
Oh, you're like a trembling Fawn. Here. Have a snort.
I told you, Eli. Liquor has never touched my lips. - Anything Goes 00:05
I told you, Eli. Liquor has never touched my lips.
Oh, Evangeline. Just look at the moon, huh? - Anything Goes 00:05
Oh, Evangeline. Just look at the moon, huh?
This night was made for romance, my sweet. - Anything Goes 00:04
This night was made for romance, my sweet.
But there is a lady round the corner looking for a dog. - Anything Goes 00:04
But there is a lady round the corner looking for a dog.
Yeah, it's okay. Don't worry. Yeah, baby guy. It's okay. - Anything Goes 00:05
Yeah, it's okay. Don't worry. Yeah, baby guy. It&#...
I can't find my little cheeky! - Anything Goes 00:05
I can't find my little cheeky!
We'll check the library, then the ballroom. He's got to be on board somewhere! - Anything Goes 00:06
We'll check the library, then the ballroom. He's g...
Allow me to introduce myself. I am lord Evelyn oakleigh! - Anything Goes 00:04
Allow me to introduce myself. I am lord Evelyn oakleigh!
The man you think you know as lord Evelyn oakleigh - Anything Goes 00:06
The man you think you know as lord Evelyn oakleigh
That's right. His real name's Mona, - Anything Goes 00:06
That's right. His real name's Mona,
Several months ago, he escaped from the family suite at bedlam. - Anything Goes 00:04
Several months ago, he escaped from the family suite at bedl...
I was driving him down to savile row for his new straitjacket, - Anything Goes 00:07
I was driving him down to savile row for his new straitjacke...
Dear me. This is most upsetting. - Anything Goes 00:04
Dear me. This is most upsetting.
Yeah, he marries them, murders them, marries them, and murders them. - Anything Goes 00:04
Yeah, he marries them, murders them, marries them, and murde...
I've been looking for you everywhere, mums. I say, how do you like it? - Anything Goes 00:05
I've been looking for you everywhere, mums. I say, how ...
Why, just the other night, one of the best-looking dames I know - Anything Goes 00:05
Why, just the other night, one of the best-looking dames I k...
I'm sorry. Forgive me, I just can't help it. - Anything Goes 00:04
I'm sorry. Forgive me, I just can't help it.
If only I'd have told him how I really feel. - Anything Goes 00:04
If only I'd have told him how I really feel.