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What do you know about surfing major You're from goddamn New Jersey
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Apocalypse Now

What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!

Kilgore:What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!

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What do you know about surfing major You're from goddamn New Jersey
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6 seconds
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1,994
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:52
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2026
Genres
drama, mystery, war
Production
United Artists,American Zoetrope

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Movie Summary

A U.S. Army officer serving in Vietnam is tasked with assassinating a renegade Special Forces Colonel who sees himself as a god.
- Change! - Apocalypse Now 00:48
- Change!
That's good son 'cause you either surf or fight - Apocalypse Now 00:05
That's good son 'cause you either surf or fight
Don't you think it's a little risky for r rIf I say it's safe to surf this beach captain it's safe to surf this beachI mean I'm not afraid to surf this place I'll surf this fucking place - Apocalypse Now 00:14
Don't you think it's a little risky for r rIf I...
Blow them into the stone age son - Apocalypse Now 00:04
Blow them into the stone age son
You smell that? - Apocalypse Now 00:43
You smell that?
- Don't leave without me! - Apocalypse Now 00:21
- Don't leave without me!
- Lance. - Chef, light up, man. - Apocalypse Now 00:25
- Lance. - Chef, light up, man.
Buddha time, here. - Apocalypse Now 00:08
Buddha time, here.
Buddha time here - Apocalypse Now 00:04
Buddha time here
If that's how kilgore fought the war, I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. - Apocalypse Now 00:15
If that's how kilgore fought the war, I began to wonder...
I mean, he never was hurting for pussy. - Apocalypse Now 00:18
I mean, he never was hurting for pussy.
I'm walking through the jungle gathering mangosI meet Raquel WelchI make a nice mango cream puddingKind of spread it around on usShe's into mangos too She's like one limb above meWe're both in the jungle here nude - Apocalypse Now 00:28
I'm walking through the jungle gathering mangosI meet...
I will not hurt or harm youJust give me back the board LanceIt was a good board and I like itYou know how hard it is to find a board you like - Apocalypse Now 00:14
I will not hurt or harm youJust give me back the board...
Let's get this board out of my turret. - Apocalypse Now 00:11
Let's get this board out of my turret.
I wonder if that's the same chopper. - Apocalypse Now 00:49
I wonder if that's the same chopper.
You like it like that captain when it's hot hairy - Apocalypse Now 00:06
You like it like that captain when it's hot hairy
Never get a chance to know what the fuck you are in some factory in Ohio. - Apocalypse Now 00:17
Never get a chance to know what the fuck you are in some...
Chef? - Yes, sir? - How come they call you that? - Call me what, sir? - Chef. - Because you like mangos and stuff? - No, sir, I'm a real chef. - I'm a saucier. - Saucier? - Apocalypse Now 00:30
Chef? - Yes, sir? - How come they call you that? - Call me...
Yes sir How come they call you thatCall me what sir ChefBecause you like mangos and stuff No sir I'm a real chefI'm a saucier SaucierYes sir See I come from New Orleans I was raised to be a sauciera great saucierWhat's a saucier You specialize in sauces - Apocalypse Now 00:28
Yes sir How come they call you thatCall me what sir...
Then I was supposed to go to Paris study at the escoffier schoolBut then I got orders for my physicalHell I joined the Navy Heard they had better foodA cook school that did itOh yeah How's that You don't want to hear about thatThey lined us up in front of - Apocalypse Now 01:05
Then I was supposed to go to Paris study at the escoffier...