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Apocalypse Now

You like it like that, Captain? When it's hot, hairy?

Chief Quartermaster Phillips:You like it like that, Captain? When it's hot, hairy?

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You like it like that captain when it's hot hairy
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6 seconds
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210
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:43
Uploaded
Feb 17, 2026
Genres
drama, mystery, war
Production
United Artists,American Zoetrope

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Movie Summary

A U.S. Army officer serving in Vietnam is tasked with assassinating a renegade Special Forces Colonel who sees himself as a god.
Never get a chance to know what the fuck you are in some factory in Ohio. - Apocalypse Now 00:17
Never get a chance to know what the fuck you are in some...
Chef? - Yes, sir? - How come they call you that? - Call me what, sir? - Chef. - Because you like mangos and stuff? - No, sir, I'm a real chef. - I'm a saucier. - Saucier? - Apocalypse Now 00:30
Chef? - Yes, sir? - How come they call you that? - Call me...
Yes sir How come they call you thatCall me what sir ChefBecause you like mangos and stuff No sir I'm a real chefI'm a saucier SaucierYes sir See I come from New Orleans I was raised to be a sauciera great saucierWhat's a saucier You specialize in sauces - Apocalypse Now 00:28
Yes sir How come they call you thatCall me what sir...
Then I was supposed to go to Paris study at the escoffier schoolBut then I got orders for my physicalHell I joined the Navy Heard they had better foodA cook school that did itOh yeah How's that You don't want to hear about thatThey lined us up in front of - Apocalypse Now 01:05
Then I was supposed to go to Paris study at the escoffier...
Hell, I joined the Navy. - Apocalypse Now 00:13
Hell, I joined the Navy.
They lined us up in front of 100 yards of prime rib. - Apocalypse Now 00:34
They lined us up in front of 100 yards of prime rib.
What is itCharlieIt's a tigerTiger man It's a tiger - Apocalypse Now 00:25
What is itCharlieIt's a tigerTiger man It's a...
Chief you were right Never get out of the fucking boatBring that 60 forward Never get out of the boatNever get out of the boat I gotta remember Never get out of the boatWhat happened How many is it A fucking tiger - Apocalypse Now 00:19
Chief you were right Never get out of the fucking boatBring...
What A fucking tiger - Apocalypse Now 00:04
What A fucking tiger
I've had the whole goddamn fucking shit manYou can kiss my ass on the county square because I'm fucking bugging outI didn't come here for this I don't fucking need it I don't want itI didn't get out of the goddamn eighth grade for this kind of shitAll I - Apocalypse Now 00:24
I've had the whole goddamn fucking shit manYou can kiss...
Never get out of the fucking boat. - Apocalypse Now 00:18
Never get out of the fucking boat.
Never get out of the boatAbsolutely goddamn rightUnless you were going all the wayKurtz got off the boatHe split from the whole fucking program - Apocalypse Now 00:22
Never get out of the boatAbsolutely goddamn rightUnless you...
How did that happen? - Apocalypse Now 00:07
How did that happen?
Thirty-eight fucking years old. - Apocalypse Now 00:34
Thirty-eight fucking years old.
The next youngest guy in his class was half his age. - Apocalypse Now 00:23
The next youngest guy in his class was half his age.
He could have gone for general... - Apocalypse Now 00:08
He could have gone for general...
"Dear Eva, today was really a new one. - Apocalypse Now 00:19
"Dear Eva, today was really a new one.
Kurtz staged operation archangel With combined local forcesrated a major successHe received no official clearance He just thought it up and did itWhat balls - Apocalypse Now 00:20
Kurtz staged operation archangel With combined local...
He received no official clearance. - Apocalypse Now 00:29
He received no official clearance.
Oh manthe bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnamyou needed wings to stay above it - Apocalypse Now 00:09
Oh manthe bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnamyou needed...