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Apollo 13

That's no joke. They'll jump on him!

Jack Swigert:
Uh, well, if anyone from the, uh, from the IRS is watching, I... forgot to file my, my, my 1040 return. Um, I meant to do it today, but, uh...Sy Liebergot: That's no joke. They'll jump on him!

Full Transcript

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If anyone from the IRS is watching
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I forgot to file my 1040 return
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I meant to do it today
00:00:10.093 --> 00:00:12.072
That's no joke They'll jump on him
Duration
14 seconds
Views
515
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:23
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, history
Production
Imagine Entertainment,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

NASA must devise a strategy to return Apollo 13 to Earth safely after the spacecraft undergoes massive internal damage putting the lives of the three astronauts on board in jeopardy.

Actors

Kevin Bacon
Jack Swigert
Kevin Bacon
Ed Harris
Gene Kranz
Ed Harris
[Alarm sounding] - Apollo 13 00:07
[Alarm sounding]
What did you do Nothing l stirred the tanks - Apollo 13 00:05
What did you do Nothing l stirred the tanks
Houston we have a problem - Apollo 13 00:04
Houston we have a problem
Ls this an instrumentation problem or are we looking at real power losslt's reading a quadruple failure That can't happenlt's got to be instrumentation - Apollo 13 00:11
Ls this an instrumentation problem or are we looking at real...
These guys are talking about bangs and shimmiesDoesn't sound like instrumentation - Apollo 13 00:07
These guys are talking about bangs and shimmiesDoesn't...
Houston we are venting something out into spacel can see it outside of window one right nowlt's definitely uh a gas of some sortlt's got to be the oxygen - Apollo 13 00:23
Houston we are venting something out into spacel can see it...
Let's work the problem peopleLet's not make things worse by guessin' - Apollo 13 00:07
Let's work the problem peopleLet's not make things...
Let's look at this thing from a standpoint of statusWhat have we got on the spacecraft that's good - Apollo 13 00:12
Let's look at this thing from a standpoint of...
EECOM: Flight? GENE: Yeah. Go, EECCM. - Apollo 13 00:30
EECOM: Flight? GENE: Yeah. Go, EECCM.
Um Flight l recommend we shut down the reactant valves of the fuel cellsWhat the hell good is that gonna dolf that's where the leak is we can isolate itWe can isolate it there save what's left in the tanks and we can run on the good cellYou close 'em you - Apollo 13 00:28
Um Flight l recommend we shut down the reactant valves of...
We just lost the moon - Apollo 13 00:04
We just lost the moon
Lf this doesn't workwe're not gonna have enough power left to get home - Apollo 13 00:07
Lf this doesn't workwe're not gonna have enough...
Freddo how long does it take to power up the LEMThree hours by the checklistWe don't have that much time - Apollo 13 00:10
Freddo how long does it take to power up the LEMThree hours...
The lunar module just became a lifeboat - Apollo 13 00:05
The lunar module just became a lifeboat
Odyssey this is Houston We need you to power down immediatelyYou're gonna have to power up the LEM at the same time so you better get somebody over thereWe already have Freddo in the LEM HoustonWe've got serious time pressureYou've got to get the guidance - Apollo 13 00:37
Odyssey this is Houston We need you to power down...
Lf Jack can't get that guidance computer data transferred before they go deadThey won't even know which way they're pointed That's rightThat's a bad way to fly l'll be in 210 if you need me - Apollo 13 00:11
Lf Jack can't get that guidance computer data...
We're out of whack l'm trying to pitch down but we're yawing to the leftWhy can't l null this outShe wasn't designed to fly attached like thislt's like flying with a dead elephant on our back - Apollo 13 00:15
We're out of whack l'm trying to pitch down but...
Watch that middle gimbal We don't want you tumbling off into spaceFreddo inform Houston l'm well aware of the goddamn gimbalsRoger that Houstonl don't need to hear the obviousl've got the frappin' eight ball in front of me Andy we're on VOXAquarius this - Apollo 13 00:25
Watch that middle gimbal We don't want you tumbling off...
JeffreyWhy are so many people hereOh well you know your dad's flying his missionHe said he was going to get me a moon rockRightWellsomething broke on your daddy's spaceshipand he's gonna have to turn around before he even gets to the moonWas it the door - Apollo 13 00:43
JeffreyWhy are so many people hereOh well you know your...
Why are so many people here? - Apollo 13 00:17
Why are so many people here?