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Lt hurts when l urinateWell you're not gettin' enough waterl'm drinking my ration the same as youl think old Swigert gave me the clapHe's been pissin' in my relief tubeWell that will be a hot one at
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Apollo 13

Well, that'd be a hot one at the debriefing for the flight surgeons... Another first for...

Fred Haise:
It hurts when I urinate.Jim Lovell:Well, you're not getting enough water.Fred Haise:No, I'm drinkin' my rations, same as you... I think old Swigert gave me the clap. Been pissin' in my relief tube.Jim Lovell:Well, that'd be a hot one at the debriefing for the flight surgeons... Another first for America's spacemen

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lt hurts when l urinate
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Well you're not gettin' enough water
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l'm drinking my ration the same as you
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l think old Swigert gave me the clap
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He's been pissin' in my relief tube
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Well that will be a hot one at the debriefing for the flight surgeon
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That's another first for America's space program
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Timestamp in Movie
01:24:35
Uploaded
Feb 25, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, history
Production
Imagine Entertainment,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

NASA must devise a strategy to return Apollo 13 to Earth safely after the spacecraft undergoes massive internal damage putting the lives of the three astronauts on board in jeopardy.

Actors

Bill Paxton
Fred Haise
Bill Paxton
Tom Hanks
Jim Lovell
Tom Hanks
That's a possibility l've been goin' over the numbers againHave they called up with a reentry plan yetWe're comin' in too shallow and fast We're workin' on something Hold onl can't remember the ratio to temperatureWe got no references on boardLet's see if - Apollo 13 00:59
That's a possibility l've been goin' over the...
Goddamn this piece of shit HeyThis piece of shit's gonna get you home All rightThat's because that's the only thing we got left JackWhat are you saying Fred l think you know what l'm sayingNow wait a minute All l did was stir those tanksWhat was that - Apollo 13 00:59
Goddamn this piece of shit HeyThis piece of shit's...
Look we're not doing this We are not gonna do thisWe're not gonna go bouncing off the walls for ten minutesbecause we're just gonna end up right back here with the same problemsTry to figure out how to stay aliveAquarius this is HoustonAre we on VOX No - Apollo 13 00:21
Look we're not doing this We are not gonna do...
Christ l know why my numbers are wrongl only figured it for two peopleMaybe l should just hold my breath - Apollo 13 00:15
Christ l know why my numbers are wrongl only figured it for...
He wants you to rip the cover off the flight planWith pleasure - Apollo 13 00:07
He wants you to rip the cover off the flight planWith...
And you sir are a steely eyed missile man - Apollo 13 00:06
And you sir are a steely eyed missile man
Okay spacecraft control to computerDamnDamnWe overloadedWe used way too much powerThere must be a sneak circuit between step seven and tenWhich one has the leak Don't know that yet JohnThe sequence was wrong We just have to go back and try 'em one at a - Apollo 13 00:35
Okay spacecraft control to computerDamnDamnWe overloadedWe...
Are you scaredWell don't you worry honeylf they could get a washing machine to flymy Jimmy could land it - Apollo 13 00:19
Are you scaredWell don't you worry honeylf they could...
Thirteen we've had another request from the flight surgeonthat you fellas get more sleepHe doesn't like his readings down hereLet's see how he feels about thisl am sick and tired of the entire western worldknowing how my kidneys are functioningFlight l - Apollo 13 01:20
Thirteen we've had another request from the flight...
Jim we've got another course correction for youWhat's upSomething about another course correctionWe copy HoustonBe advised it's gonna take Freddo and I a while to power up the computerfor the alignment platform if we have to fire the engineNegative on - Apollo 13 00:27
Jim we've got another course correction for...
Gene l want you to understand we've never tried this beforeburn cold soak burn cold soak burn manual controlLook it will ignite will it notl just want you to know the engine's never been tried like thisThat's all l'm trying to tell youl know what you're - Apollo 13 00:25
Gene l want you to understand we've never tried this...
L knew it l knew it How about that LEM huhHow about itGuess you can keep your job You betcha - Apollo 13 00:10
L knew it l knew it How about that LEM huhHow about itGuess...
Let's hope we don't have to do that again - Apollo 13 00:05
Let's hope we don't have to do that again
Gentlemen you've given our guys enough to survive till re entryWell doneNow we gotta get them in so tell me about the power up procedures - Apollo 13 00:16
Gentlemen you've given our guys enough to survive till...
Here's the order of what l want to dol want to power up Guidance E C S Communicationswarm up the pyros for the parachutes and the command module thrustersThe thrusters are gonna put you over budget on ampsThey've been sitting at 200 below for four days - Apollo 13 00:54
Here's the order of what l want to dol want to power up...
Ls there an instance in an airplane emergencywhen you can recall fearUh well l remember this one timel'm in a Banshee at night in combat conditions so there's no running lights on the carrierlt was the Shangri la and we were in the Sea of JapanMy radar - Apollo 13 01:19
Ls there an instance in an airplane emergencywhen you can...
Houston uhwe we sure could usethe reentry procedure up hereWhen can we expect thatUh that's coming real soon AquariusUh Houston we weWe just can't throw this together at the last minuteSo here's what you're gonna doYou're gonna get the procedure up to us - Apollo 13 00:41
Houston uhwe we sure could usethe reentry procedure up...
We're gonna get that power up procedure to youWe're gonna get it as soon as we possibly canKen Mattingly's in the simulator right nowKen's working on it - Apollo 13 00:13
We're gonna get that power up procedure to...
L know this sequence works JohnThe sequence looks good We're just over budget on the amperageBy how much Three or four ampsGoddamn it John ls it three or fourFour FourFour more ampsWe know they have some power left in the LEM batteries rightYeahWe have an - Apollo 13 00:57
L know this sequence works JohnThe sequence looks good...
L want whatever you guys got on these power procedures - Apollo 13 00:17
L want whatever you guys got on these power procedures