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Appiness

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.

Director

Eli Batalion

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eMerge Enterprises Ltd

Awards

7 wins & 2 nominations

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[Eric] So, I want to thank you
so much for giving me - Appiness

[Eric] So, I want to thank you so much for giving me

So, marketing is about
delighting the customer - Appiness

So, marketing is about delighting the customer

By studying how the customer
engages her environment - Appiness

By studying how the customer engages her environment

Now, I don't actually know
what I'm talking about. - Appiness

Now, I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

Fraud alert, fraud alert.
Fraud alert. Frau-- - Appiness

Fraud alert, fraud alert. Fraud alert. Frau--

[device playing
"Happy Birthday" theme] - Appiness

[device playing "Happy Birthday" theme]

[soft knocking] - Appiness

[soft knocking]

It's no secret,
this company's been going - Appiness

It's no secret, this company's been going

We're gonna have
to start, you know, yeah. - Appiness

We're gonna have to start, you know, yeah.

Why don't you take
a few and give it the old, - Appiness

Why don't you take a few and give it the old,

-Thank you.
-Oh, and Rick, - Appiness

-Thank you. -Oh, and Rick,

[Eric laughing] - Appiness

[Eric laughing]

[Eric vocalizing to rock music] - Appiness

[Eric vocalizing to rock music]

I will have a pint
of your most expensive beer. - Appiness

I will have a pint of your most expensive beer.

[guitar strumming] - Appiness

[guitar strumming]

[lighthearted music] - Appiness

[lighthearted music]

[Sori] You have zero friends. - Appiness

[Sori] You have zero friends.

[foreign festive music] - Appiness

[foreign festive music]

Eric mother-trucking Newman! - Appiness

Eric mother-trucking Newman!

-Raj. Yeah.
-Yeah, what are you just
gonna stand there? - Appiness

-Raj. Yeah. -Yeah, what are you just gonna stand there?

How about you,
this a family operation? - Appiness

How about you, this a family operation?

The whole family works here
and I can't stand it. - Appiness

The whole family works here and I can't stand it.

-Oh, we got Vipin.
You remember the Vipster, right?
-Hi. - Appiness

-Oh, we got Vipin. You remember the Vipster, right? -Hi.

Real-time domain bit,
buy 500 plus tier one domains,
and boom, you're ten figging. - Appiness

Real-time domain bit, buy 500 plus tier one domains, and boo...

Ten figures, billionaring,
Billicon Valley,
Bilbo Baggin' it. - Appiness

Ten figures, billionaring, Billicon Valley, Bilbo Baggin...

Top of the class and he doesn't
even know who D Von D is.
Vipin, come on, come on. - Appiness

Top of the class and he doesn't even know who D Von D i...

-Sure, but my pants--
-Oh yeah, whatever,
I'll get that. Vipin, pants. - Appiness

-Sure, but my pants-- -Oh yeah, whatever, I'll get that...

Hey Vince, can we get two
more drinks over here?
On the tab? - Appiness

Hey Vince, can we get two more drinks over here? On the tab?

-All right.
-So, Einstein worked
at the Swiss patent office. - Appiness

-All right. -So, Einstein worked at the Swiss patent office.

Guess who else did?
D Von D, but instead
of coming up with some stupid - Appiness

Guess who else did? D Von D, but instead of coming up with s...

-Jyoos.
-Mm-hmm, and now he is
in the billi club. - Appiness

-Jyoos. -Mm-hmm, and now he is in the billi club.

I don't remember you so
obsessed with making billions. - Appiness

I don't remember you so obsessed with making billions.

You're actually talking
to a member of the unemployed
community right now. - Appiness

You're actually talking to a member of the unemployed c...

Oh, shit, yeah,
that makes sense. - Appiness

Oh, shit, yeah, that makes sense.

No, no, it's a good
thing, it's a new thing, - Appiness

No, no, it's a good thing, it's a new thing,

Dude, you were
the smartest kid in our class. - Appiness

Dude, you were the smartest kid in our class.

Look, I've been looking
for like a rain man
to make it rain. - Appiness

Look, I've been looking for like a rain man to make it ...

You provide the brain
and I will provide the bills. - Appiness

You provide the brain and I will provide the bills.

-I have had a few ideas.
-OK, calm down there,
I see your boner, brosemite. - Appiness

-I have had a few ideas. -OK, calm down there, I see your bo...

Oh, I just bought wetpussy.org. - Appiness

Oh, I just bought wetpussy.org.

But no, yeah
to what we're talking about! - Appiness

But no, yeah to what we're talking about!

[groovy band music] - Appiness

[groovy band music]

Our wheelhouse
is app-based branding,
B to C, B to B, B to BBC. - Appiness

Our wheelhouse is app-based branding, B to C, B to B, B to B...

-What are you doing?
-Oh, I'm just sticking
in the juice, for Dick. - Appiness

-What are you doing? -Oh, I'm just sticking in the juic...

[Eric] That's when I came up
with it. It's like
how many times - Appiness

[Eric] That's when I came up with it. It's like ...

And the app has many
different types of use cases - Appiness

And the app has many different types of use cases

Let's just do what is
actually important - Appiness

Let's just do what is actually important

Chattr, Chat.ly with a. ly. - Appiness

Chattr, Chat.ly with a. ly.

Smel.ly with a...
oh my God, that's genius. - Appiness

Smel.ly with a... oh my God, that's genius.

-Dude, could you just
us for a second.
-Just us, Just.us. - Appiness

-Dude, could you just us for a second. -Just us, Just.us.

It's all about discovering
cool people around you and then - Appiness

It's all about discovering cool people around you and t...

Dude, the internet is
a trillion dollar peep show.
We're gonna be fine. - Appiness

Dude, the internet is a trillion dollar peep show. We'r...

I told you five million times,
it's better than a dating site
'cause it could be a lot - Appiness

I told you five million times, it's better than a datin...

Why did we come up from apes
to the things we are now?
Money. - Appiness

Why did we come up from apes to the things we are now? Money...

Deep inside
if you connect the right people - Appiness

Deep inside if you connect the right people

-FML. Ah!
-We're not calling the app FML. - Appiness

-FML. Ah! -We're not calling the app FML.

[Eric] So, you enter the app
and you can see all
the different people around you. - Appiness

[Eric] So, you enter the app and you can see all the differe...

Then you can look and read
the profiles that people
are happy to post. - Appiness

Then you can look and read the profiles that people are happ...

And then you get to
a huge local ad unit.
Yeah, I love that. - Appiness

And then you get to a huge local ad unit. Yeah, I love that.

Fine, but then you can
start your conversation. - Appiness

Fine, but then you can start your conversation.

OK, which we datamine
for trends, and then we sell it. - Appiness

OK, which we datamine for trends, and then we sell it.

-Good job, buddy.
-[phone buzzing] - Appiness

-Good job, buddy. -[phone buzzing]

What, that's it?
Dude, we haven't even come up
with the name of the app. - Appiness

What, that's it? Dude, we haven't even come up wit...

I will connect to you later, OK? - Appiness

I will connect to you later, OK?

[chuckles] Connect2U! - Appiness

[chuckles] Connect2U!

OK, fine, great,
that's our placeholder. - Appiness

OK, fine, great, that's our placeholder.

Or Placeholdr without an E? - Appiness

Or Placeholdr without an E?

-Where the hell were you?
we're on in like two minutes.
-I had a hard time getting away. - Appiness

-Where the hell were you? we're on in like two minutes....

OK, let me take the lead on
this, cause you're not gonna - Appiness

OK, let me take the lead on this, cause you're not gonn...

Chet, oh, buddy. - Appiness

Chet, oh, buddy.

-Roger, I am so jazzed.
-Yes. - Appiness

-Roger, I am so jazzed. -Yes.

So, why don't you guys
set up over there - Appiness

So, why don't you guys set up over there

[Raj rolling his lips] - Appiness

[Raj rolling his lips]

Say you were at a coffee shop
and your barista - Appiness

Say you were at a coffee shop and your barista

With tech we figure out
a way to connect with people - Appiness

With tech we figure out a way to connect with people

That's where Connect2U comes in,
so we can connect to you. - Appiness

That's where Connect2U comes in, so we can connect to y...

Connect2U is the native app
in connecting people across - Appiness

Connect2U is the native app in connecting people across

Oh, this
is Eric Newman, our CEO. - Appiness

Oh, this is Eric Newman, our CEO.

I like it... Stealthy. - Appiness

I like it... Stealthy.

So, if I wanted to use this
to communicate with someone - Appiness

So, if I wanted to use this to communicate with someone

OK, yes, great use case, man.
Great use case. - Appiness

OK, yes, great use case, man. Great use case.

We've given thought to a unique
multi-stream business model. - Appiness

We've given thought to a unique multi-stream business m...

Ads, ads, lots of ads,
CTC, CPA, CPWs, BBWs. - Appiness

Ads, ads, lots of ads, CTC, CPA, CPWs, BBWs.

-Sorry, BBW?
-Big and beautiful women,
super loyal demo. - Appiness

-Sorry, BBW? -Big and beautiful women, super loyal demo.

-Click-throughs for days.
-Right. [sighs] - Appiness

-Click-throughs for days. -Right. [sighs]

See, we like seeing
the app in market fostering - Appiness

See, we like seeing the app in market fostering

Let's get you guys
on the books for, - Appiness

Let's get you guys on the books for,

[chuckles]
OK, great seeing you, Chet,
we'll play golf some time. - Appiness

[chuckles] OK, great seeing you, Chet, we'll play golf ...

-[Raj] So?
-So, I just spent months working - Appiness

-[Raj] So? -So, I just spent months working

OK, look, I don't have
time to argue.
Just appreciate the moment. - Appiness

OK, look, I don't have time to argue. Just appreciate t...

Appiness poster

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When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Eli Batalion

Writer: Eli Batalion

Production: eMerge Enterprises Ltd

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Nov 2018

Awards: 7 wins & 2 nominations

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