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Appiness

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.

Director

Eli Batalion

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eMerge Enterprises Ltd

Awards

7 wins & 2 nominations

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-At least you got a girlfriend.
-She's not-- - Appiness

-At least you got a girlfriend. -She's not--

What we need to do
is raise capital so we can
get it done right. - Appiness

What we need to do is raise capital so we can get it done ri...

Sori, text Raj, thanks
for filling in today. - Appiness

Sori, text Raj, thanks for filling in today.

And for sanity's sake
it's best if you moved out ASAP. - Appiness

And for sanity's sake it's best if you moved out A...

Get in on the ground floor now,
enjoy the penthouse later. - Appiness

Get in on the ground floor now, enjoy the penthouse later.

[automated voice]
Auto-dictate on. - Appiness

[automated voice] Auto-dictate on.

-[door bell ringing]
-[door opening] - Appiness

-[door bell ringing] -[door opening]

[upbeat dance music] - Appiness

[upbeat dance music]

Oh, my God. [laughing] - Appiness

Oh, my God. [laughing]

-Oh, wow, yeah.
-I'm sorry. - Appiness

-Oh, wow, yeah. -I'm sorry.

Let me slip into something
a bit more clothey. - Appiness

Let me slip into something a bit more clothey.

-Mm-hmm Your mom made me bring
you some cookies.
-[Eric] I figured as much. - Appiness

-Mm-hmm Your mom made me bring you some cookies. -[Eric] I f...

-I don't do songs.
-OK, play me a thing,
I won't judge you. - Appiness

-I don't do songs. -OK, play me a thing, I won't j...

[bluesy guitar music] - Appiness

[bluesy guitar music]

[drums playing] - Appiness

[drums playing]

Your mind is capable of a lot,
but your heart is in music. - Appiness

Your mind is capable of a lot, but your heart is in music.

Where am I gonna find
the time to start making--
OK, don't answer that. - Appiness

Where am I gonna find the time to start making-- OK, don...

It's the best way to hold
you to your passion project.
I'm filming. - Appiness

It's the best way to hold you to your passion project. ...

Hi, I'm Eric Newman. - Appiness

Hi, I'm Eric Newman.

Stop it. - Appiness

I know, but I couldn't resist. - Appiness

I know, but I couldn't resist.

[sighing] - Appiness

All right, let's begin. Eric,
what are three words you would
use to describe yourself? - Appiness

All right, let's begin. Eric, what are three words you ...

Well, I would say loyal
because I like to stick - Appiness

Well, I would say loyal because I like to stick

And I'd also go with dedicated
because once I'm on a set path, - Appiness

And I'd also go with dedicated because once I'm on...

I'd also go with gangsta
'cause that's how I roll. - Appiness

I'd also go with gangsta 'cause that's how I ...

Share an example
of how you were able
to motivate co-workers. - Appiness

Share an example of how you were able to motivate co-workers...

-Blackmail.
-How do you handle a challenge?
-I just give up. - Appiness

-Blackmail. -How do you handle a challenge? -I just give up.

-Did you ever
not meet your goals?
-Well, I am here, right? - Appiness

-Did you ever not meet your goals? -Well, I am here, right?

How have you handled
a difficult situation
with a supervisor? - Appiness

How have you handled a difficult situation with a supervisor...

Craft beer, or caffeine.
Liquid lunch, baby. - Appiness

Craft beer, or caffeine. Liquid lunch, baby.

This is the most unprofessional
interview I have ever done. - Appiness

This is the most unprofessional interview I have ever done.

[upbeat electronic music] - Appiness

[upbeat electronic music]

-So now, you gonna tell me?
-I don't know, man,
it's kind of embarrassing. - Appiness

-So now, you gonna tell me? -I don't know, man, it'...

-Embarrassing?
-Look, I knocked on every door
I knew, but no juice. - Appiness

-Embarrassing? -Look, I knocked on every door I knew, but no...

So, in my lowest state I was
gonna go back to the Vij
when, I got some of that D. - Appiness

So, in my lowest state I was gonna go back to the Vij when, ...

-And he has that kind of money?
-He is a serial entrepreneur. - Appiness

-And he has that kind of money? -He is a serial entrepreneur...

To Raj, we don't know
how you do what you do. - Appiness

To Raj, we don't know how you do what you do.

[party blowers sounding] - Appiness

[party blowers sounding]

[cheering] - Appiness

-[horns]
-[crowd applauding] - Appiness

-[horns] -[crowd applauding]

[clapping] - Appiness

From now on, Connect2U
is gonna connect you - Appiness

From now on, Connect2U is gonna connect you

Free range, baby!
But how are we gonna do this? - Appiness

Free range, baby! But how are we gonna do this?

Is it gonna be hard? No,
because we got a kick ass team, - Appiness

Is it gonna be hard? No, because we got a kick ass team,

Guess who's getting,
it's my girl, Jeanine Genet, - Appiness

Guess who's getting, it's my girl, Jeanine Genet,

-[horns]
-[loud cheering] - Appiness

-[horns] -[loud cheering]

¶ Turn it up ¶ - Appiness

¶ Turn it up ¶

[chuckles]
I'm just a little bit surprised
to find that you flipped - Appiness

[chuckles] I'm just a little bit surprised to find that...

-It's an augmentation, Eric.
-You're buying this too? - Appiness

-It's an augmentation, Eric. -You're buying this t...

See, while you were busy giving
the man the reach around, - Appiness

See, while you were busy giving the man the reach around,

You didn't know the first thing
about tech either.
But look at you, - Appiness

You didn't know the first thing about tech either. But ...

If you'll excuse me,
it's executive order time. - Appiness

If you'll excuse me, it's executive order time.

We're actually
at an eight figgy valuation now, - Appiness

We're actually at an eight figgy valuation now,

I'm saying it takes you
a while, but slowly and steadily - Appiness

I'm saying it takes you a while, but slowly and steadil...

And you hide under a hard shell, - Appiness

And you hide under a hard shell,

You mean hoo am I? - Appiness

You mean hoo am I?

[laughing] - Appiness

Connect2U will use
256 bit level encryption... - Appiness

Connect2U will use 256 bit level encryption...

[whispering] It sounds
brilliant, but I really
don't understand any of it. - Appiness

[whispering] It sounds brilliant, but I really don't un...

-Ella's a PhD in cryptography.
-Wow, you really scored us one. - Appiness

-Ella's a PhD in cryptography. -Wow, you really scored ...

-You kidding, you give a PhD
a job they'll suck your dick.
-No words. - Appiness

-You kidding, you give a PhD a job they'll suck your di...

Just doing my series B round
for Connect2U. - Appiness

Just doing my series B round for Connect2U.

Bottom line, every single
Connect2U interaction - Appiness

Bottom line, every single Connect2U interaction

Yeah, buddy,
you got that privacy
that you wanted so badly. - Appiness

Yeah, buddy, you got that privacy that you wanted so badly.

Sorry to interrupt your tales
from the crypt, but we're good - Appiness

Sorry to interrupt your tales from the crypt, but we're...

[Eric] We were
in the middle of a like-- - Appiness

[Eric] We were in the middle of a like--

Reggie, yeah,
I just wanted to go over
the ad platform with you. - Appiness

Reggie, yeah, I just wanted to go over the ad platform with ...

-[chuckling] I'm getting good
at this, huh?
-[Jeanine] I'm very impressed. - Appiness

-[chuckling] I'm getting good at this, huh? -[Jeanine] ...

[Eric] Wait, oh,
I see it, I see it. - Appiness

[Eric] Wait, oh, I see it, I see it.

-Fine, you win, this is fun.
It's fun.
-[Jeanine laughing] - Appiness

-Fine, you win, this is fun. It's fun. -[Jeanine laughi...

[soft folk band music] - Appiness

[soft folk band music]

-What the hell?
-What the hell did you do
with the money? - Appiness

-What the hell? -What the hell did you do with the money?

[Raj] I was down on my luck
and I asked him if he'd support
me for the first time ever. - Appiness

[Raj] I was down on my luck and I asked him if he'd sup...

He said yes. I told him
what he was trying to raise,
and he laughed... hard. - Appiness

He said yes. I told him what he was trying to raise, and he ...

So, I just asked him if
he'd help with the startup - Appiness

So, I just asked him if he'd help with the startup

[Raj] I started filling out the
application next door at the bar
when I got into it with Vince. - Appiness

[Raj] I started filling out the application next door at the...

And he tells me
he's into this, and I'm like, - Appiness

And he tells me he's into this, and I'm like,

And he's like,
"yeah man, that's my jam." - Appiness

And he's like, "yeah man, that's my jam."...

So, I pitched him,
it was a great pitch. - Appiness

So, I pitched him, it was a great pitch.

Vince, have you ever been to
a coffee shop and your barista
was being a total bi-otch? - Appiness

Vince, have you ever been to a coffee shop and your barista ...

So, you're telling me
the guy behind all this
is the guy behind the bar? - Appiness

So, you're telling me the guy behind all this is the gu...

-We owe Vince $300,000?
-With interest. - Appiness

-We owe Vince $300,000? -With interest.

Oh, my God. OK, we have to
pay him back immediately.
We're two weeks from launch. - Appiness

Oh, my God. OK, we have to pay him back immediately. We'...

Awesome, you're amazing, thank
you. Is there anything else
we can sell - Appiness

Awesome, you're amazing, thank you. Is there anything e...

-No, I've tried everything.
-OK, what about Perkiledge? - Appiness

-No, I've tried everything. -OK, what about Perkiledge?

-They're blue balling us,
the balls are blue.
-[Eric] Oh, God! - Appiness

-They're blue balling us, the balls are blue. -[Eric] O...

OK, look, that is easy
for you to say, OK?
I grew up with nothing. - Appiness

OK, look, that is easy for you to say, OK? I grew up with no...

You know, my dad wants
to cage me in, - Appiness

You know, my dad wants to cage me in,

You had all the girls, all the
attention, and all the love! - Appiness

You had all the girls, all the attention, and all the love!

Appiness poster

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When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.

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Director: Eli Batalion

Writer: Eli Batalion

Production: eMerge Enterprises Ltd

Genre: comedy

Year: 2018

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Nov 2018

Awards: 7 wins & 2 nominations

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