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Hi, I'm Eric Newman. I'm a failed analyst, entrepreneur, and musician. But my colleague...

Hi, I'm Eric Newman. I'm a failed analyst, entrepreneur, and musician. But my colleague here has suggested that I kick my own proverbial shit. So please support me in becoming a professional musician so that I don't at least die full of festering regret. Yours truly, Eric Newman, esquire. What?

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Hi, I'm Eric Newman.
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I'm a failed analyst, entrepreneur, and musician.
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But my colleague here has suggested that I kick my own proverbial shit.
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So please support me in becoming a professional musician
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so that I don't at least die full of festering regret.
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Yours truly, Eric Newman, esquire.
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What?
Duration
29 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:54
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
eMerge Enterprises Ltd

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Movie Summary

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.
Stop it. - Appiness 00:05
Stop it.
I know, but I couldn't resist. - Appiness 00:04
I know, but I couldn't resist.
[sighing] - Appiness 00:11
[sighing]
All right, let's begin. Eric, what are three words you would use to describe yourself? - Appiness 00:07
All right, let's begin. Eric, what are three words you ...
Well, I would say loyal because I like to stick - Appiness 00:07
Well, I would say loyal because I like to stick
And I'd also go with dedicated because once I'm on a set path, - Appiness 00:08
And I'd also go with dedicated because once I'm on...
I'd also go with gangsta 'cause that's how I roll. - Appiness 00:05
I'd also go with gangsta 'cause that's how I ...
Share an example of how you were able to motivate co-workers. - Appiness 00:05
Share an example of how you were able to motivate co-workers...
-Blackmail. -How do you handle a challenge? -I just give up. - Appiness 00:05
-Blackmail. -How do you handle a challenge? -I just give up.
-Did you ever not meet your goals? -Well, I am here, right? - Appiness 00:04
-Did you ever not meet your goals? -Well, I am here, right?
How have you handled a difficult situation with a supervisor? - Appiness 00:04
How have you handled a difficult situation with a supervisor...
Craft beer, or caffeine. Liquid lunch, baby. - Appiness 00:04
Craft beer, or caffeine. Liquid lunch, baby.
This is the most unprofessional interview I have ever done. - Appiness 00:05
This is the most unprofessional interview I have ever done.
[upbeat electronic music] - Appiness 00:04
[upbeat electronic music]
-So now, you gonna tell me? -I don't know, man, it's kind of embarrassing. - Appiness 00:05
-So now, you gonna tell me? -I don't know, man, it'...
-Embarrassing? -Look, I knocked on every door I knew, but no juice. - Appiness 00:06
-Embarrassing? -Look, I knocked on every door I knew, but no...
So, in my lowest state I was gonna go back to the Vij when, I got some of that D. - Appiness 00:06
So, in my lowest state I was gonna go back to the Vij when, ...
-And he has that kind of money? -He is a serial entrepreneur. - Appiness 00:04
-And he has that kind of money? -He is a serial entrepreneur...
To Raj, we don't know how you do what you do. - Appiness 00:04
To Raj, we don't know how you do what you do.
[party blowers sounding] - Appiness 00:13
[party blowers sounding]