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I provided you with lube,two candles, and 30 condoms, ranging from extra smallto extra...

I provided you with lube,
two candles, and 30 condoms, ranging from extra small
to extra large

Full Transcript

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I provided you with lube, two candles, and 30 condoms,
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ranging from extra small to extra large.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:54
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
eMerge Enterprises Ltd

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Movie Summary

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.
I've had a woman like that once, it was very peculiar. - Appiness 00:04
I've had a woman like that once, it was very peculiar.
[Vipin] Dosas, $7.95 each, $7.95 per dosa. - Appiness 00:06
[Vipin] Dosas, $7.95 each, $7.95 per dosa.
For you, $3.97, half price, even rounded down, just for you. - Appiness 00:07
For you, $3.97, half price, even rounded down, just for you.
Pounding the proverbial payment, trying to find a buyer. - Appiness 00:04
Pounding the proverbial payment, trying to find a buyer.
Is it perfect? Um, it's as good as it can be given the circumstances. - Appiness 00:06
Is it perfect? Um, it's as good as it can be given the ...
You know I'm the one who's putting the most work on this app, where's my ownership? - Appiness 00:05
You know I'm the one who's putting the most work o...
You are not legally responsible for any of this. - Appiness 00:05
You are not legally responsible for any of this.
You know what, we should've never-- - Appiness 00:07
You know what, we should've never--
[mellow electronic music] - Appiness 00:05
[mellow electronic music]
[upbeat music] - Appiness 00:07
[upbeat music]
Got you a decaf. Wasn't sure if you could handle adult drinks. - Appiness 00:05
Got you a decaf. Wasn't sure if you could handle adult ...
A few months ago we put in an application for the Startup Olympics. - Appiness 00:04
A few months ago we put in an application for the Startup Ol...
Ah, and you want me to what? - Appiness 00:05
Ah, and you want me to what?
Make a special slot for you and just slide you in? - Appiness 00:05
Make a special slot for you and just slide you in?
Put my reputation on the line for your garbage little app - Appiness 00:12
Put my reputation on the line for your garbage little app
-Hm... Horrible idea. -Oh, yeah, I live with my parents. - Appiness 00:06
-Hm... Horrible idea. -Oh, yeah, I live with my parents.
[panting and laughing] - Appiness 00:04
[panting and laughing]
-Sing happy birthday. -¶ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Mr. President - Appiness 00:09
-Sing happy birthday. -¶ Happy birthday to you Happy birth...
I'm gonna put your little piece of shit app - Appiness 00:08
I'm gonna put your little piece of shit app
Just so I can watch you humiliate yourself - Appiness 00:14
Just so I can watch you humiliate yourself