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You didn't know the first thingabout tech either.But look at you, you area co-founder on...

You didn't know the first thing
about tech either.
But look at you, you are
a co-founder on Crackbase

Full Transcript

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You didn't know the first thing about tech either. But look at you,
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you are a co-founder on Crackbase.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:45
Uploaded
Jul 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
eMerge Enterprises Ltd

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Movie Summary

When Eric and Raj, old high school buds, try to build the next great app and become billionaires - they don't.
If you'll excuse me, it's executive order time. - Appiness 00:04
If you'll excuse me, it's executive order time.
We're actually at an eight figgy valuation now, - Appiness 00:08
We're actually at an eight figgy valuation now,
I'm saying it takes you a while, but slowly and steadily - Appiness 00:06
I'm saying it takes you a while, but slowly and steadil...
And you hide under a hard shell, - Appiness 00:06
And you hide under a hard shell,
You mean hoo am I? - Appiness 00:05
You mean hoo am I?
[laughing] - Appiness 00:10
[laughing]
Connect2U will use 256 bit level encryption... - Appiness 00:06
Connect2U will use 256 bit level encryption...
[whispering] It sounds brilliant, but I really don't understand any of it. - Appiness 00:04
[whispering] It sounds brilliant, but I really don't un...
-Ella's a PhD in cryptography. -Wow, you really scored us one. - Appiness 00:05
-Ella's a PhD in cryptography. -Wow, you really scored ...
-You kidding, you give a PhD a job they'll suck your dick. -No words. - Appiness 00:06
-You kidding, you give a PhD a job they'll suck your di...
Just doing my series B round for Connect2U. - Appiness 00:05
Just doing my series B round for Connect2U.
Bottom line, every single Connect2U interaction - Appiness 00:10
Bottom line, every single Connect2U interaction
Yeah, buddy, you got that privacy that you wanted so badly. - Appiness 00:05
Yeah, buddy, you got that privacy that you wanted so badly.
Sorry to interrupt your tales from the crypt, but we're good - Appiness 00:07
Sorry to interrupt your tales from the crypt, but we're...
[Eric] We were in the middle of a like-- - Appiness 00:14
[Eric] We were in the middle of a like--
Reggie, yeah, I just wanted to go over the ad platform with you. - Appiness 00:04
Reggie, yeah, I just wanted to go over the ad platform with ...
-[chuckling] I'm getting good at this, huh? -[Jeanine] I'm very impressed. - Appiness 00:04
-[chuckling] I'm getting good at this, huh? -[Jeanine] ...
[Eric] Wait, oh, I see it, I see it. - Appiness 00:04
[Eric] Wait, oh, I see it, I see it.
-Fine, you win, this is fun. It's fun. -[Jeanine laughing] - Appiness 00:23
-Fine, you win, this is fun. It's fun. -[Jeanine laughi...
[soft folk band music] - Appiness 00:04
[soft folk band music]