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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

A bigger issue with bathroomsthey never write about, people fucking using itand staying in...

A bigger issue with bathrooms
they never write about, people fucking using it
and staying in there to use their phone while there's a fucking line!

Full Transcript

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A bigger issue with bathrooms they never write about,
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people fucking using it and staying in there to use their phone
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while there's a fucking line!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:46
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
I don't care if you got a dick or a pussy, go out there to use your fucking phone! - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I don't care if you got a dick or a pussy, go out there...
Here's a positive about having to hear about the "trans issue" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Here's a positive about having to hear about the "...
Here's a positive. Well, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Here's a positive. Well,
You're like... [sarcastically] "Oh, you're gay? Wow." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:23
You're like... [sarcastically] "Oh, you're ga...
Tra-- They asked me about that trans stuff in an interview once. I do interviews. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Tra-- They asked me about that trans stuff in an interview o...
[laughs] Yeah. And they asked me about-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[laughs] Yeah. And they asked me about--
I had not heard of the whole thing. She was like, "How do you feel - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
I had not heard of the whole thing. She was like, "How ...
[laughs] I was like, "Well, I've been rooting for Ukraine, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:18
[laughs] I was like, "Well, I've been rooting for ...
I don't think anybody was like, "What? She's crushing it?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
I don't think anybody was like, "What? She's ...
And this interviewer asked me. What a fucking trap question - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And this interviewer asked me. What a fucking trap question
She asked about the trans-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
She asked about the trans--
I was like, "I feel the same way everybody feels." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:20
I was like, "I feel the same way everybody feels."
This is a fake story with fake anger from being on the news too much. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
This is a fake story with fake anger from being on the news ...
Do you know how many steps removed I am from caring about female amateur aquatics? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Do you know how many steps removed I am from caring about fe...
Bro, I don't follow soccer, the number one sport in the world. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Bro, I don't follow soccer, the number one sport in the...
People are like, "But she's cheating!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
People are like, "But she's cheating!"
[chuckles] And people who care, ask them. They're like, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[chuckles] And people who care, ask them. They're like,
What was the old record you hold so dear - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
What was the old record you hold so dear
If that made you mad, look inwards, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
If that made you mad, look inwards,
I'm not saying it doesn't matter to anybody, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
I'm not saying it doesn't matter to anybody,