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"Actually..." [laughs]

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"Actually..."
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[laughs]
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:11
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
But I'm not here to tell you about "Autistic kid plays basketball." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
But I'm not here to tell you about "Autistic kid p...
And, uh, everyone in the stands, in the video, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
And, uh, everyone in the stands, in the video,
"Down's syndrome's gonna play running back!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
"Down's syndrome's gonna play running back!&q...
My first thought, my very first thought, was, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
My first thought, my very first thought, was,
You gotta really have faith in the hands of your receivers - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You gotta really have faith in the hands of your receivers
You gotta fucking-- You got-- That's gotta go house. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You gotta fucking-- You got-- That's gotta go house.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs]
Good old-fashioned handoff. Quarterback gets it, "hike," and then he... - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Good old-fashioned handoff. Quarterback gets it, "hike,...
Dude, it was so cute. You shoulda seen it. It was so fucking cute. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Dude, it was so cute. You shoulda seen it. It was so fucking...
Like a fucking Met Gala ball gown, it was so big. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Like a fucking Met Gala ball gown, it was so big.
And everyone in the stands like, "Down's syndrome kid's got the ball!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
And everyone in the stands like, "Down's syndrome ...
Then I realize, and I think everyone in the stands realizes at the same time, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:29
Then I realize, and I think everyone in the stands realizes ...
Everything's good in the world 'cause retarded kid's gonna fucking score! - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Everything's good in the world 'cause retarded kid...
There is no evil today 'cause retarded kid's gonna fucking score! - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
There is no evil today 'cause retarded kid's gonna...
He's at the 20, the ten, the five, four, three... - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
He's at the 20, the ten, the five, four, three...
Legitimately, Kanye West's antisemitism got me into his music. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Legitimately, Kanye West's antisemitism got me into his...
Everybody was crying. Everybody on the Bills was crying, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Everybody was crying. Everybody on the Bills was crying,
[laughs] Jesus, Joe. Let him get off the field first. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs] Jesus, Joe. Let him get off the field first.
Fucking calm down. Every time with that guy. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Fucking calm down. Every time with that guy.
You stub your toe, "Fuck!" He's like, "You vaccinated?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
You stub your toe, "Fuck!" He's like, "Y...