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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

You gotta give us "retarded." And I hope I'm getting throughto you guys, I really do

[chuckles] You gotta give us "retarded." And I hope I'm getting through
to you guys, I really do

Full Transcript

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You gotta give us "retarded."
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And I hope I'm getting through to you guys, I really do.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:11
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
I know I have a lot of messages here today, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I know I have a lot of messages here today,
I know some of you are already using "retarded." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I know some of you are already using "retarded."
And still others of you are on the fence, now you're gonna be emboldened after this - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
And still others of you are on the fence, now you're go...
You're gonna be met with some level of resistance. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You're gonna be met with some level of resistance.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[laughs]
You're gonna-- Your bartender's gonna be a 29-year-old first-year graduate - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
You're gonna-- Your bartender's gonna be a 29-year...
You're gonna order a beer, she's gonna bring you a Truly for no reason at all, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You're gonna order a beer, she's gonna bring you a...
You go get it, your finger's gonna hit it, spill it, "Aw, fuck!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:26
You go get it, your finger's gonna hit it, spill it, &q...
[audience cheers and applauds] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[audience cheers and applauds]
'Cause she's gonna say, "I don't know who the fuck that is." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:23
'Cause she's gonna say, "I don't know wh...
This is what you tell her. If she looks away, grab silverware, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
This is what you tell her. If she looks away, grab silverwar...
This is why it's okay to say "retarded." The only reason it's ever been. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
This is why it's okay to say "retarded." The ...
You gotta ask them. I've asked. It's been awhile, but I have asked. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You gotta ask them. I've asked. It's been awhile, ...
Pretty much 100% of the Black people I've polled on the subject - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:14
Pretty much 100% of the Black people I've polled on the...
I have asked. It has been a while, it was high school, but I did ask. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I have asked. It has been a while, it was high school, but I...
It was, uh-- It was over a summer. Two years in high school, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
It was, uh-- It was over a summer. Two years in high school,
And, uh, yeah, all jokes aside, I don't know if you guys ever met - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
And, uh, yeah, all jokes aside, I don't know if you guy...
Yeah, that's-- Dude, when they're in a bad mood, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Yeah, that's-- Dude, when they're in a bad mood,
And I had my crew, my favorites, you know? We'd talk about sports, wrestling only. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And I had my crew, my favorites, you know? We'd talk ab...
Yeah, they'd point out chicks they like - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Yeah, they'd point out chicks they like