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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

He came directly backfrom, like, strangling a Mogadishuan, or like

[chuckles] He came directly back
from, like, strangling a Mogadishuan, or like

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He came directly back from, like, strangling a Mogadishuan,
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or like...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:19
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
[laughs] ...some country we're not even officially in. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs] ...some country we're not even officially in.
You know? And he's like, "Jackson!" He's like, "Daddy!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You know? And he's like, "Jackson!" He's...
But I do like "Soldier surprises dog." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
But I do like "Soldier surprises dog."
The SM kid keeping scoreboard the whole year, by heart. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
The SM kid keeping scoreboard the whole year, by heart.
And, uh, with like a minute left, like, "Put in the autistic kid." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And, uh, with like a minute left, like, "Put in the aut...
Open lane, fucking keeps missing. Nobody's rebounding. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Open lane, fucking keeps missing. Nobody's rebounding.
Everyone's like, "Come on, autistic kid!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
Everyone's like, "Come on, autistic kid!"
One out of ten of those autistic kids, they figure out the angle though. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
One out of ten of those autistic kids, they figure out the a...
And they go, like, "That is, like, 39.7 degrees." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And they go, like, "That is, like, 39.7 degrees."
And for some reason, I don't know why, autism never plays football, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And for some reason, I don't know why, autism never pla...
"Actually..." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
"Actually..."
But I'm not here to tell you about "Autistic kid plays basketball." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
But I'm not here to tell you about "Autistic kid p...
And, uh, everyone in the stands, in the video, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
And, uh, everyone in the stands, in the video,
"Down's syndrome's gonna play running back!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
"Down's syndrome's gonna play running back!&q...
My first thought, my very first thought, was, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
My first thought, my very first thought, was,
You gotta really have faith in the hands of your receivers - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You gotta really have faith in the hands of your receivers
You gotta fucking-- You got-- That's gotta go house. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You gotta fucking-- You got-- That's gotta go house.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs]
Good old-fashioned handoff. Quarterback gets it, "hike," and then he... - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Good old-fashioned handoff. Quarterback gets it, "hike,...
Dude, it was so cute. You shoulda seen it. It was so fucking cute. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Dude, it was so cute. You shoulda seen it. It was so fucking...