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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I don't know if it'll help.It will beautify the neighborhood

[chuckles softly] I don't know if it'll help.
It will beautify the neighborhood

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I don't know if it'll help. It will beautify the neighborhood.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:24
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Trying to-- Trying to focus on, uh--
"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs] No, it's everywhere. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
"Whoo" for the negative, yeah. [laughs] No, it...
But I've always found there's a-- there's an angle on everything - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
But I've always found there's a-- there's an ...
Maybe you're like, "Explain it, Ari, while you're up there." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Maybe you're like, "Explain it, Ari, while you...
Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example. Lotta people died during COVID. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Here-- Okay, COVID, that's a good example. Lotta people...
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[laughs]
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago,
We live like rats in New York. And, uh, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
We live like rats in New York. And, uh,
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!"
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It's 9:01 p.m.!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It&#...
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatever. I don't know. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatev...
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "Uh, that is excellent balance." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "U...
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subway. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subwa...
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up,
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should be fine." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should ...
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[laughs]
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles]
Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:18
Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs]
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I wanna see-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I w...