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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

"Fuck!" Assistant high-school gymnastics coach

"Fuck!" Assistant high-school gymnastics coach

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"Fuck!"
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Assistant high-school gymnastics coach.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:31
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
They just wanna cry. We're like, "Ah! Do the hands first." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They just wanna cry. We're like, "Ah! Do the hands...
Yeah, we're all at home, going, "You fucking bitch." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Yeah, we're all at home, going, "You fucking bitch...
[audience applauds] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:14
[audience applauds]
Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away from negative shit and stay positive. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Here's how I do it. Here's how I stay away from ne...
I-- For the last five years, I have not read or watched the news. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I-- For the last five years, I have not read or watched the ...
I know this is a fucking news town, but you really-- It doesn't do you-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
I know this is a fucking news town, but you really-- It does...
People are like, "You gotta stay informed." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
People are like, "You gotta stay informed."
And I was like, "I was never gonna go there." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
And I was like, "I was never gonna go there."
[audience laughs and groans] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
[audience laughs and groans]
But the little stuff doesn't matter. The big stuff you will f-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
But the little stuff doesn't matter. The big stuff you ...
If you weren't watching the news, somebody would've told you about 9-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
If you weren't watching the news, somebody would'v...
Guaranteed, nobody went to downtown New York - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
Guaranteed, nobody went to downtown New York
"Where are the two ones? I thought the two ones were like right here." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:12
"Where are the two ones? I thought the two ones were li...
Who was the last person to find out about 9/11? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Who was the last person to find out about 9/11?
You have no idea. Show up at your campsite on 9/9. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You have no idea. Show up at your campsite on 9/9.
You have no idea what's being planned by the Jews who planned it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
You have no idea what's being planned by the Jews who p...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
[chuckles]
"No way, bro. Nothing." You're like, "What do you mean?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
"No way, bro. Nothing." You're like, "Wh...
I found out, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I found out, uh--
Did you guys hear that? You've heard that? Wow. I didn't hear it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Did you guys hear that? You've heard that? Wow. I didn&...