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Fucking calm down. Every time with that guy
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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Fucking calm down.Every time with that guy

Fucking calm down.
Every time with that guy

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Fucking calm down. Every time with that guy.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
You stub your toe, "Fuck!" He's like, "You vaccinated?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
You stub your toe, "Fuck!" He's like, "Y...
And he was in a good mood. It was Damar Hamlin's backup. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
And he was in a good mood. It was Damar Hamlin's backup...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles]
He's like, "I haven't thought about that guy dying in so long." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
He's like, "I haven't thought about that guy ...
Like, "The thought of a dead Black man gets me so fucking hard." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Like, "The thought of a dead Black man gets me so fucki...
Sure. Sure, that's a negative, right? What's the-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Sure. Sure, that's a negative, right? What's the--
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs]
Or you wanna be like, "Oh, I can't believe those kids are dead." Green, green, green. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Or you wanna be like, "Oh, I can't believe those k...
I'm not saying don't mourn. I'm just saying, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
I'm not saying don't mourn. I'm just saying,
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[laughs]
I know there's some moms in here. I can see your fucking... [grumbles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I know there's some moms in here. I can see your fuckin...
If you were thinking of becoming a school shooter, look, I'll-- Don't. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
If you were thinking of becoming a school shooter, look, I&#...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles]
It's hard. But, like, guys, America's a gun country, you know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
It's hard. But, like, guys, America's a gun countr...
- Don't. I don't-- No. - [cheering] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
- Don't. I don't-- No. - [cheering]
And when you're a gun country, people are going to get killed. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
And when you're a gun country, people are going to get ...
Yeah. You lose a 12-year-old? Have a little grief sex, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Yeah. You lose a 12-year-old? Have a little grief sex,
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[laughs]
[laughs] Some of 'em gets-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[laughs] Some of 'em gets--
Goddamn! I remember feeling that, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
Goddamn! I remember feeling that,