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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Here's the worst-case-- This is absolutelythe worst-case scenario, right?

Here's the worst-case-- This is absolutely
the worst-case scenario, right?

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Here's the worst-case--
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This is absolutely the worst-case scenario, right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:46
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
You got all your paid stuff, all your free stuff, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
You got all your paid stuff, all your free stuff,
Then some clerk, he sees you, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Then some clerk, he sees you,
He goes, "Excuse me." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:20
He goes, "Excuse me."
I really do. I know a lot of comedians come with a message - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
I really do. I know a lot of comedians come with a message
Start small. Like there's no reason to pay for a banana in this town. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Start small. Like there's no reason to pay for a banana...
Just get the banana at Starbucks, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Just get the banana at Starbucks,
They'll see you, assume you're late for a meeting, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They'll see you, assume you're late for a meeting,
Yeah. Let me tell you guys a stereotype about white people - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Yeah. Let me tell you guys a stereotype about white people
We all look like the type of person that brought a banana from home. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
We all look like the type of person that brought a banana fr...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[chuckles]
If you had a police lineup with a white guy, a Black guy, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:19
If you had a police lineup with a white guy, a Black guy,
But until that happens, man, you make excellent decoys. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
But until that happens, man, you make excellent decoys.
If I'm in CVS and three brothers walk in, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
If I'm in CVS and three brothers walk in,
I just turned invisible. All right. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I just turned invisible. All right.
You could be like, "I'm stealing!" Like, "Not right now." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:22
You could be like, "I'm stealing!" Like, &quo...
And it's all fucking political too. Goddamn, I hate that shit so much. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And it's all fucking political too. Goddamn, I hate tha...
- I don't vote. Where's my news? - [audience members cheer] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
- I don't vote. Where's my news? - [audience membe...
If it was representative, it'd be six minutes of Democrat, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
If it was representative, it'd be six minutes of Democr...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles]
Do you ever think back to the last ten years of shit - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Do you ever think back to the last ten years of shit