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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

I didn't read a thing about it so I didn't let any of itinto my heart, so

I didn't read a thing about it so I didn't let any of it
into my heart, so

Full Transcript

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I didn't read a thing about it
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so I didn't let any of it into my heart, so...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:05
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
I didn't feel any of it, so I was just, you know, making fun of it on Instagram. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I didn't feel any of it, so I was just, you know, makin...
"Ari, it's actually really sad if you read the articles." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:14
"Ari, it's actually really sad if you read the art...
Like, did you just wanna be sad? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Like, did you just wanna be sad?
To me, to anybody that didn't read anything about Gabby Petito, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
To me, to anybody that didn't read anything about Gabby...
You could just not get caught up in any news story, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
You could just not get caught up in any news story,
"Can't get worse than 2023." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
"Can't get worse than 2023."
I've been having so much fun. I've been shoplifting, like, a lot. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I've been having so much fun. I've been shopliftin...
[cheering] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[cheering]
You ever read an article, and as you're reading it, go like, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:10
You ever read an article, and as you're reading it, go ...
[laughs] Yeah, women were like, "Doesn't get any worse than this." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:18
[laughs] Yeah, women were like, "Doesn't get any w...
If you're sitting on the-- on the train, or the bus if you're Latino, and, uh... - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
If you're sitting on the-- on the train, or the bus if ...
If you sit like that, women are like, "Stop it! I hate it!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
If you sit like that, women are like, "Stop it! I hate ...
You're all like, "Duh." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
You're all like, "Duh."
Women think we see a chair, we're like, "Duh, I don't know how to do it." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
Women think we see a chair, we're like, "Duh, I do...
Like, you think if I see two large Dominicans - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Like, you think if I see two large Dominicans
What do you think? "Excuse me, fellas, if you can tighten up a little bit?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
What do you think? "Excuse me, fellas, if you can tight...
All of us too ashamed to say "Excuse me." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:11
All of us too ashamed to say "Excuse me."
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[laughs]
That's not apples-to-apples. That's apples to fucking rancid fish. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
That's not apples-to-apples. That's apples to fuck...
When I sit on public transportation, I try to like-- you know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
When I sit on public transportation, I try to like-- you kno...