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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

It gets dislodged, and it'll work its waydown my jeans, and come out

It gets dislodged, and it'll work its way
down my jeans, and come out

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It gets dislodged, and it'll work its way down my jeans, and come out.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:05
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
"Is that a fucking wadded up piece of bloody toilet paper on your floor?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
"Is that a fucking wadded up piece of bloody toilet pap...
Everyone's mad. They're like, "They were in last place last year, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
Everyone's mad. They're like, "They were in l...
Find one. Go to one of the trans academies, or whate-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Find one. Go to one of the trans academies, or whate--
Start shoving 'em into a lake until one of them floats, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Start shoving 'em into a lake until one of them floats,
Guys, these "focus on positives" I've been telling you, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Guys, these "focus on positives" I've been te...
But I legitimately do it all the time. You can train yourself to do it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
But I legitimately do it all the time. You can train yoursel...
Somebody comes in, "This guy sucks." I'm like, "Look at his pants. Cool pants." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Somebody comes in, "This guy sucks." I'm like...
They talk about politics, just be-- I dunno, find something - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
They talk about politics, just be-- I dunno, find something
You could be, "They sat me too close to the bathroom." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You could be, "They sat me too close to the bathroom.&q...
I know people-- I have a relative that fucking hates Donald Trump. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I know people-- I have a relative that fucking hates Donald ...
You know people like that? He's the first person - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
You know people like that? He's the first person
She wakes up like, "What did he say today?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:12
She wakes up like, "What did he say today?"
Well, legitimately, he brought women together - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Well, legitimately, he brought women together
Before Donald Trump, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Before Donald Trump,
And now, they're like, "You go, girl." Like, "No, you go, girl!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And now, they're like, "You go, girl." Like, ...
I guess that-- that'll bring us to the last-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
I guess that-- that'll bring us to the last--
My grandfather Ira, he's a-- he's a Holocaust survivor. Yeah. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
My grandfather Ira, he's a-- he's a Holocaust surv...
He was, uh, in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
He was, uh, in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
[laughs]
And, uh, my thought was, like a concentration camp, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And, uh, my thought was, like a concentration camp,