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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

And, uh, he's gonna be 103 next year

[laughs] And, uh, he's gonna be 103 next year

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And, uh, he's gonna be 103 next year.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:45
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
And, uh, my thought was, like a concentration camp, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
And, uh, my thought was, like a concentration camp,
And I was like, if I could find a positive in that, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And I was like, if I could find a positive in that,
So I wanted to know-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:14
So I wanted to know--
Like, if one day was like 59 and raining, and the next day was like 71 and sunny. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Like, if one day was like 59 and raining, and the next day w...
I know they're all concentration camp days, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
I know they're all concentration camp days,
So there had to be a better and worse day. Whatever! So anyway, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
So there had to be a better and worse day. Whatever! So anyw...
I was like, "Zeyde, were there any--" [sighs] "Were there any good days - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:12
I was like, "Zeyde, were there any--" [sighs] &quo...
"I mean, you were already a disappointment. But now-- Like, what?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:52
"I mean, you were already a disappointment. But now-- L...
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:19
[chuckles]
He was like, "Ari, in every social circle, there's jocks and there's nerds." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:31
He was like, "Ari, in every social circle, there's...
"He was always right here talking, you know those people." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:49
"He was always right here talking, you know those peopl...
"He just sucked! He made the Holocaust worse." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
"He just sucked! He made the Holocaust worse."
And I was like, "Zeyde, what was-- what was the good day?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:20
And I was like, "Zeyde, what was-- what was the good da...
And he goes, "I got back to the barracks, and everybody was smiling, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:28
And he goes, "I got back to the barracks, and everybody...
While you were gone, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:34
While you were gone,
[chuckles] That is a, uh-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[chuckles] That is a, uh--
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[chuckles]
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[chuckles]
And just so you know, this is my advice if you hated that joke, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
And just so you know, this is my advice if you hated that jo...
Don't leave here, going "How was the Ari Shaffir show?" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Don't leave here, going "How was the Ari Shaffir s...