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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

With your swamp pussy.Absolutely do not sit like that

[laughs] With your swamp pussy.
Absolutely do not sit like that

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With your swamp pussy. Absolutely do not sit like that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:25
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
That's not apples-to-apples. That's apples to fucking rancid fish. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
That's not apples-to-apples. That's apples to fuck...
When I sit on public transportation, I try to like-- you know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
When I sit on public transportation, I try to like-- you kno...
I got to wake up every day by 6:00 p.m. to do this job. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I got to wake up every day by 6:00 p.m. to do this job.
It's been difficult. My parents cut me off financially - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
It's been difficult. My parents cut me off financially
Then you think about it, like, "All right, maybe I got a little bit." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Then you think about it, like, "All right, maybe I got ...
Once I accepted that, once I internalized that maybe I do have white privilege, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
Once I accepted that, once I internalized that maybe I do ha...
The one that got me was, "Do you know what it's like - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
The one that got me was, "Do you know what it's li...
You ever use those self-checker things, where you pay for some of your things? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
You ever use those self-checker things, where you pay for so...
If it doesn't ring up the first time, like, "It's not working! I'm taking it." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:13
If it doesn't ring up the first time, like, "It�...
Yeah, white people made that for other white people. Yeah. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Yeah, white people made that for other white people. Yeah.
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
[chuckles]
Costs too much. You know how much a wild-caught Atlantic salmon costs? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
Costs too much. You know how much a wild-caught Atlantic sal...
I was like, "That's unreasonable. Now, zero now." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
I was like, "That's unreasonable. Now, zero now.&q...
Took the whole thing. Just-- I just put it on the bottom shelf of the cart, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
Took the whole thing. Just-- I just put it on the bottom she...
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
[laughs]
So the regular part of the cart, that's just like, yo, you pay for that. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
So the regular part of the cart, that's just like, yo, ...
And then there's this bottom shelf that, I don't know if you even noticed it. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
And then there's this bottom shelf that, I don't k...
That's where all your free stuff goes. That's where all your-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
That's where all your free stuff goes. That's wher...
Here's the worst-case-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Here's the worst-case--
You got all your paid stuff, all your free stuff, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
You got all your paid stuff, all your free stuff,