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Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart

Let's not lose sight of those dead cunts

[laughs] Let's not lose sight of those dead cunts

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Let's not lose sight of those dead cunts.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:03
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Ari Shaffir tackles controversial topics like terrorism, gun violence, racism, and more in his stand-up special. With a darkly humorous approach, he explores unexpected perspectives on sensitive social and political issues.
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
You know somebody cut you off in traffic eight years ago,
We live like rats in New York. And, uh, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:09
We live like rats in New York. And, uh,
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
They'd be like, "Shut the fuck up!"
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It's 9:01 p.m.!" - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
They'd wait till nine o'clock, be like, "It&#...
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatever. I don't know. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Yeah, 'cause some hero in China ate an iguana or whatev...
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "Uh, that is excellent balance." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:08
And every time I see a heroin addict, I'm like, "U...
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subway. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I once saw one asleep standing up on the New York City subwa...
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Have you ever been on a bus or a train and stood up,
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should be fine." - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:15
Like, "Oh shit. Well, I'll just post up. I should ...
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
Any other time you watch gymnastics, you are a pedophile.
[laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
[laughs]
[chuckles] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[chuckles]
Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:18
Pedophiles, yeah. [laughs]
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I wanna see-- - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:07
Yeah. I wanna see it bad too. I really wanna see it bad. I w...
[audience laughs and groans] - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
[audience laughs and groans]
I just want to hear the announcer go, - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:17
I just want to hear the announcer go,
I like when they mess up at the end too. That's my favorite. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
I like when they mess up at the end too. That's my favo...
The part nobody cares about. You know? - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
The part nobody cares about. You know?
If I tell you, "Picture gymnastics in your head," - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:06
If I tell you, "Picture gymnastics in your head,"
And that's the part that ruins it? Oh, that's so funny to me. - Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart 00:05
And that's the part that ruins it? Oh, that's so f...